shrek

the hottest thing in the universe

shrek is shrexy

THIS IS MY SWAMP

by shrek_is_my_daddy June 5, 2019

national shrek day

National Shrek day is on June 4 because math

Guy 1:Why is everyone dressed up as Shrek
Guy2: because it's national Shrek day
Guy 1: oh ok

by Sbdhdbhr May 8, 2020

Shrek Punch

During sex, either anal or doggy style, shit on your fist and deliver a violent jab to the face or back of your partner's head. The punch will only count as a shrek punch in the event sloppy greenish shit is used on the fist.

"Man, I'm never going to get a true shrek punch on Linda. My shit is always too solid and brown..."

"Don't worry, you'll get lucky one of these times. Just eat more Taco Bell and White Castle."

by Mike0286 March 2, 2008

Shrek

Shrek is what I get up in the morning for, shek is love, shrek is life.

I wanna shrek you

by Succ4Vbucc December 4, 2018

shrek

our lord and savior

shrek is love shrek is life

by raddcircles July 26, 2016

Shrek

A mythical deity noted for his insightful parables. Shrek has been reported in numerous sightings throughout the world to appear to his faithful and Shrekoncile their sins. Those who disobey the will of Shrek will often smell onions before meeting a horrific yet well-deserved demise at the hands of Shrek. Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

"Ogres are like layers."
-Shrek, "The Parable of the Onion"

by Shrek is love Shrek is life March 5, 2013

Shrek

The almighty Ogre who lives in the ancient Swamps. He flies through our open windows and butt rapes us. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

Oh my god! It's Shrek! I'M READY SHREK!

by ShrekIsReal September 20, 2014