a non talented "13" year old that lip syncs and raps the alphabet. no talent whatsoever. he's "famous" because he's on magcon and has fans that are 7-9 years old. please help this child. call this hotline 1-800-help-jacob. every call helps.
by yeet qt March 08, 2016
by lbj23theking March 24, 2016
by Gabbobler did nothing wrong March 25, 2016
by FirstLast2016 April 10, 2016
-Some talentless kid that elementary thru middle school girls crush on. Basically, he lip syncs on this app, "musical.ly" to songs and raps the alphabet. Therefore, he is talentless.
- Many "dank meme" accounts use #stopjacob2k16 just to show how he's popular for no reason
- He used to sing when he was younger, but it sucked ass. Search up "ricegum" on YouTube
- Many "dank meme" accounts use #stopjacob2k16 just to show how he's popular for no reason
- He used to sing when he was younger, but it sucked ass. Search up "ricegum" on YouTube
12 year old Girl: "OH MY GOD, IS THAT MY BAE JACOB SARTORIUS!?"
Guy: "Ew kys you talentless-13 year old -loving frick! "
Guy: "Ew kys you talentless-13 year old -loving frick! "
by theberniking April 02, 2016
He is most cancerous, cracker 5-yr-old to hit social media. Says "I love you" on twitter to complete strangers which won't matter to him in 1 million years because their making his garbage ass popular. His fanbase of 3-yr-olds will strangle you over there phone/laptop screen if you talk shit about their god, Jacob. Jacob is also the worst roaster in history after the RiceGum incident.
"Jacob Sartorius tried to roast RiceGum."
"Rice isn't the one who needs milk, Jacob is still sucking on his mothers tit."
"Rice isn't the one who needs milk, Jacob is still sucking on his mothers tit."
by MelissaMagnificent February 25, 2016