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san jose dating

To "hook-up" with the same individual repeatedly, with out actually going out together "officially".
Meeting up, hanging out, & engaging in sexual activety with a specific individual on a regular basis.. But never claiming to be dating, or speaking about what it is that you are doing at all. (Usually begins at bars or other group social functions.)
Also known as "common law dating".
Becki & John? Oh, they're not officially together.. They are just San Jose dating.
by littledesertflower November 2, 2010
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San Jose Super Slugger

Start out by renting a hotel room. Then, kidnap a midget and drug him, preferably with some roofies. If the roofies arent available, slam his head into a door. Be careful as to not have the doorknob hit him in the temple or it could cause instant death. With the midget unconscious, call a pimp and order a hooker. A black one with an attitude will work the best. When she gets to the room, make sure you are well hidden. As she walks in, hit her over the head with a hammer and knock her out. While she is out cold, penetrate all of her orifices a few times over. Bonus points are awarded if you can fuck her pussy, ass and mouth 3 times each, blowing a load each time, and having the hooker never awaken. Upon completion, tape a wooden nickle between her tits. Drag the midget into the room and drape his arm around her. Go outside and hide in the bushes and wait for the angry hooker to awaken. She will call her pimp in disgust. While the pimp is on the way, the midget should awaken. When the pimp arrives, he will have the hooker hold the midget while he plays hard ball with the midgets head. If done correctly, with one swing of the bat, the pimp will send the midgets head deep into the center of town, thus pulling off the San Jose Super Slugger.
Oh man Dean, the other night I did it, I pulled off a San Jose Super Slugger!
by captain commode October 10, 2009
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San Jose Sharks

A professional hockey team based in San Jose, California - the pride of hockey fans located in the Bay Area. They are part of the Pacific Division within the Western Conference.

While incredibly skilled up front, relatively large on the blue line and more than capable of competing in the NHL, half the team still feels the need to dive all over the ice in most every game they play, varying by the game's degree of importance. Devin Setoguchi and Joe Pavelski are the team's worst offenders in this regard.

While they have tended to dominate the Western Conference in the regular season for the past 5+ years, they succumb to an undeniably consistent tendency to choke in the Playoffs year after year.
420marleaurider420 - "YEAH!!! SAN JOSE SHARKS ARE IN THE WCF AGAIN! WHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Sane, logical Sharks fan - "Can't wait to watch them choke again. Wonder how much they won't change the roster this offseason so they can go do it again next year."
by Go Sharks? June 2, 2011
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San Jose shark tank

Indoor arena in San Jose CA where the San Jose sharks play professional ice hockey 🏑🏒
Jump on caltrain at the Menlo Park 🚉 station. Take it down to the San Jose/diridon station from there I'm pretty sure there's a shuttle to the. San Jose shark tank
by 4realazitgits April 17, 2021
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San Jose Prep

San Jose Prep is a preparatory school in Jacksonville Florida with grades k-12. They have a Varsity boys team, middle school boys team and Varsity girls team. Their Varsity team won state champs and their middle school team is #1 or #2 in the city is not on the basketball team. They got some thick girls too.
San Jose prep is a nice school with lots of toys
by nodroppp February 8, 2022
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San Jose steam roller

The action of shitting on your partners chest and rubbing it down her chest with your balls. Your choice to cum down the steamroll.
Hey babe, do you want San Jose steam roller?
by ICEBREAKERTIM August 13, 2022
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San Jose Slurpee

When one's partner inserts a straw in the others anus, then simply slurps out the juice contained inside.
Dude my girlfriend gave me a San Jose slurpee at halftime during my lax and then yacked all over me . It was so rad.
by SnatchPlower July 7, 2016
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