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rumpins

When someone gets so blackout drunk and starts to go, in the famous words of tropic thunder, full retard. His or her facial muscles become dearly departed in relation to reality. This then turns into a comparison of a very terrible disease. Alcohol poisoning may set in and your friend may or may not die
You see Joe over there? Yea, I think he’s past the point of being drunk. He just might have rumpins.
by Stainman July 24, 2018
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Rumping

When you are rejected by atleast 3 Hispanic women and begin to research mass shooters
Bro! I was rumping all night on r/masskillers
by Rumplover July 17, 2022
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Rumping

The act of ejaculating so hard that you squirt out projectiles via the scroyum.
Her: Hey what's all this white stuff?
Him: Sorry I was rumping to hard
by Nikita Yatsenko February 20, 2024
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Crown rumping

The act of getting some one black out drunk on Crown Royal, inserting your fist into their anus, and leaving before they awaken.
I think my girl friend went crown rumping last night because my ass hurts and there were plastic gloves on the night stand this morning.
by Piptholomew June 23, 2017
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Royal Rumpins

Mickey: Hey John have you heard of your ex-friend Jacob wanting to give you a Royal Rumpins?
John: ...Wtf? NO...WAY!!!
by yomommasthingei August 7, 2019
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