The law that states that all persons comparing their opponents in an argument or debate to the infamous Nazi tyrant Adolf Hitler (or the Nazi party) is a tool, jerk, douche, etc. This person immediately forfeits the argument.
Person A: Dude, the dress code is so stupid. It's like it was written by Hitler.
Person B: We can't have this conversation, you started it with the Hitler Rule you tool, jerk, douche, etc.
Person A: Obamacare is so Nazi that--
Person B: Hitler Rule. You lose.
Person B: We can't have this conversation, you started it with the Hitler Rule you tool, jerk, douche, etc.
Person A: Obamacare is so Nazi that--
Person B: Hitler Rule. You lose.
by Roger McChicken Smodger April 24, 2011
Get the Hitler Rule mug.Do not tell a prospective lover that you watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force until after you've had sex. This can be applied to any habit or avocation that is likely to prevent you from having sex.
"Dude, don't tell her that until after you've nailed her. Don't forget the Aqua Teen Hunger Force Rule."
by "Hot" Karl Marx November 10, 2006
Get the aqua teen hunger force rule mug.The unspoken law of yaoi manga and sometimes slash fiction, which designates the taller character in the pairing as the seme/top. Occasionally subverted by authors, justified by "lower slays higher".
"What is this mangaka doing?! Is she really trying to tell us that scrawny piece of shit could top HIM? She's totally disregarded the Height Rule!"
"Man, I'm tired of reading all this fanfiction where Sam Winchester tops."
"What do you expect? Height rule."
"Man, I'm tired of reading all this fanfiction where Sam Winchester tops."
"What do you expect? Height rule."
by E. K June 10, 2008
Get the Height rule mug.The standard against which optimal breast size is gauged in seeking a suitable mate, etc.
The optimal breast size is equal to the amount that can be fit in one's hand; any less is not enough and any more is excessive, wasteful, and unnecessary.
The curve follows a sharp Gaussian/Cauchy–Lorentz function and distribution.
f (x; 0,1) = 1 / π (1 + π^2)
This is also known as the Breast-Volarity curve.
The optimal breast size is equal to the amount that can be fit in one's hand; any less is not enough and any more is excessive, wasteful, and unnecessary.
The curve follows a sharp Gaussian/Cauchy–Lorentz function and distribution.
f (x; 0,1) = 1 / π (1 + π^2)
This is also known as the Breast-Volarity curve.
Person 1: Wow, she has exquisite breasts.
Person 2: Eh, they're too large.
Person 1: Nonsense!
Person 2: Don't forget the Hand Rule.
Person 1: Ahhh, good call.
Person 2: Eh, they're too large.
Person 1: Nonsense!
Person 2: Don't forget the Hand Rule.
Person 1: Ahhh, good call.
by Prof. Munchie April 21, 2014
Get the hand rule mug.The "48-hour" Rule is the law that protects gamers who have recently purchased a new game from getting pulled away for matters that are not important. This list includes, but is not limited to chores, social functions, walking the dog, or other responsibilities.
To solve any debates, the 48-hour rule does begin upon loading the game up for the first time, not upon purchase.
This rule was created to provide safety to fellow gamers who were getting pulled away from their games in that initial learning phase and during important story plot. It was noted that parents and spouses would take advantage of these times and force the gamer into fulfilling chores or social functions just to get them away from the game. It was never researched on why these seemed to be key times that people would "need" the gamer to do chores, but it is thought that it may be due to revenge, jealousy, or just plain asshattery.
Thus the 48-hour rule was devised. This is to protect the gamer from any who wish to take away their new found treasure and ruin those integral first hours of gameplay. It also protects from negative emotions towards a violator of the 48-hour rule trying to force the gamer into breaking away from their new game.
NOTE: The 48-hour rule does NOT mean that the gamer has to play for 48 hours straight. Only that in those first 48 hours, a gamer can not be pulled away from their game for someone else's reasons.
To solve any debates, the 48-hour rule does begin upon loading the game up for the first time, not upon purchase.
This rule was created to provide safety to fellow gamers who were getting pulled away from their games in that initial learning phase and during important story plot. It was noted that parents and spouses would take advantage of these times and force the gamer into fulfilling chores or social functions just to get them away from the game. It was never researched on why these seemed to be key times that people would "need" the gamer to do chores, but it is thought that it may be due to revenge, jealousy, or just plain asshattery.
Thus the 48-hour rule was devised. This is to protect the gamer from any who wish to take away their new found treasure and ruin those integral first hours of gameplay. It also protects from negative emotions towards a violator of the 48-hour rule trying to force the gamer into breaking away from their new game.
NOTE: The 48-hour rule does NOT mean that the gamer has to play for 48 hours straight. Only that in those first 48 hours, a gamer can not be pulled away from their game for someone else's reasons.
by Atrayeus April 2, 2017
Get the "48-hour" rule mug.A convenient rule to define the youngest that a romantic interest can be before the relationship is indecent. Widely referred to and used, the rule has merit for usefulness. The full version states: "if you halve your years then add seven, you'll have the youngest decent age for a partner; if you double your years then subtract seven, you'll have the oldest decent age for a partner".
However it's somewhat flawed thanks to the poor mathematical ability of its authors -- it gives a different result depending on whether it is worked out for a younger or older partner.
However it's somewhat flawed thanks to the poor mathematical ability of its authors -- it gives a different result depending on whether it is worked out for a younger or older partner.
26-year-old Barbara waited patiently until Jack turned 20, fulfilling the half-your-age-plus-seven rule, before pursuing him romantically.
by kriswa August 3, 2007
Get the half-your-age-plus-seven rule mug.A more popular but rather obscure variation of the 5 second rule. (Lots of people do it, but no one talks about it.)
After the food makes contact with the floor or any other undesirable surfaces, pick it up, hold it in your hands and recite the words "it's still good, it's still good" desperately. Making the food instantly eatable again.
Variations may include: Blowing on it, wiping it, or just looking around real quick before devouring it.
After the food makes contact with the floor or any other undesirable surfaces, pick it up, hold it in your hands and recite the words "it's still good, it's still good" desperately. Making the food instantly eatable again.
Variations may include: Blowing on it, wiping it, or just looking around real quick before devouring it.
Homer Simpson rule
Tom hadn't eaten in four days. When he finally got home, he made himself a sandwich while eating extra ingredients and telling himself "fuck maybe i should have made another sandwich with them instead of doing that".
Tom then goes to eat his finished product but elas drops it on the floor. Picking it up, devastated, and on the verge of tears, he cries out "it's still good....it's still good"
And then he eats it.
God i suck at writing. Sorry.
Tom hadn't eaten in four days. When he finally got home, he made himself a sandwich while eating extra ingredients and telling himself "fuck maybe i should have made another sandwich with them instead of doing that".
Tom then goes to eat his finished product but elas drops it on the floor. Picking it up, devastated, and on the verge of tears, he cries out "it's still good....it's still good"
And then he eats it.
God i suck at writing. Sorry.
by Sam39483833490875405 March 16, 2010
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