Sosage Rolex

The art of wrapping ones penis around another person wrist.

Chris: "Oh my, that's one nice Sosage Rolex you have there"
Paul: "Yeah, I inherited it off my grandfather."

by eNxi June 8, 2009

wearing my rolex

When a girl is really into you, she is (figuritivley) wearing your rolex.

Andrew: Man, that girl wants you.
Mitch: Yeah boiii, she is definitly wearing my rolex.

by mitch dawwwg July 27, 2008

Peckham Rolex

A slang term for an electronic parole tag in and around London. Ex-cons and their equally moronic friends often view having one as a badge of honour. The fashion accessory of choice for today's criminals-on-the-go.

'ere Dave, you get let out early or somin'?
That is correct, Michael, i have been released early on the condition that i wear this Peckham Rolex.

by Richard Bantin October 12, 2006

Ticking Rolex

Somebody who pretends to be more rich than he really is.

A: Man, I can't believe Laura's boyfriend picked up the tab for dinner that night! It came to almost 150 dollars.

B: You think he is rich? He is a Ticking Rolex. I was the one who gave him a lift home because he didn't have enough money to hail a cab that night. He was just trying to impress her.

by Shine Raju June 16, 2007

glasgow rolex

An electronic ankle monitor used to track people who have violated certain laws

Used by Susie McCabe on the show Frankie Boyle's New World Order S6 E01

-- Added by @Kirwinia on Twitter

I mean, you call it an ankle tag, in Scotland we call that a Glasgow Rolex.

by Juniper System October 26, 2022

kenyan grandfather rolex

A martial art form using all instinct and characteristics of mother nature and all creatures in the forrest of london and kenya (common strikes) sheep kick,dillo stomp,cucumber chop,and twisty taco sack these moves are often designed to land on the east side of ones flank and are designed to be fatal strike

mr.toratelli:im a black belt in kenyan grandfather rolex
honey bees:yeah yeah tortise slap me on your own time
mr.toratelli:youll regret this
honey bees:lil bitch
mr.toratelli:(beating ass)
honey bees:i apologize guy

by toratelli none the less January 21, 2010

Peckham Rolex

The social Badge of Honour that wearing an ASBO has now become... the ownership of which will increase your status among yer grubby mates and make you much more scary to potential victims of semi-violent crime

Oi Mate - show us yer peckham rolex!

by Helen Rickson November 8, 2006