wearing my rolex

When a girl is really into you, she is (figuritivley) wearing your rolex.

Andrew: Man, that girl wants you.
Mitch: Yeah boiii, she is definitly wearing my rolex.

by mitch dawwwg July 27, 2008

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kenyan grandfather rolex

A martial art form using all instinct and characteristics of mother nature and all creatures in the forrest of london and kenya (common strikes) sheep kick,dillo stomp,cucumber chop,and twisty taco sack these moves are often designed to land on the east side of ones flank and are designed to be fatal strike

mr.toratelli:im a black belt in kenyan grandfather rolex
honey bees:yeah yeah tortise slap me on your own time
mr.toratelli:youll regret this
honey bees:lil bitch
mr.toratelli:(beating ass)
honey bees:i apologize guy

by toratelli none the less January 21, 2010

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Rolex bot

Rolex bot is one of the trash bot in the history of discord bots the bot nukes your server not anti nuke don't add!!!!!!

Bro nothing can be more trash than Rolex bot

by Suka Blyat Loves You June 14, 2022

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Rolex Sports Cars

Sports car racing for nascar fans

jim- Dude the Rolex Sports Cars race is on
john- so how many cup drivers are in this one?

by mb82 September 18, 2006

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Rolex

Term.1 A watch that costs more than everything you own and you probably need to not eat for 6 weeks to get the cheapest one

Term.2 somewatch that you probably tried to steal in 7th grade but you were gonna get fucked if you did.

Friend: I got that new 2000 dollar Rolex man
You: let me see it
Friend: sure *gives it to you*
You: yo look I got a new watch

Friend: okay, it's has been enough can I have it back?
You: *hold watch like it's his mother's pubic hair* man what watch *call 911* I ain't no friend I don't even know you

Friend: looks at you surprised

You: *disappears like his black father*
THE END

by Pussydetroyer101 December 22, 2018

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