Rohit Jesudoss

A guy who is willing to ask out a girl through a cop, write and sing songs for her, and buy her a caramel frappe on Valentine’s Day AND on her birthday

Yeah you see Rohit Jesudoss there? Because of him, that cop is fired

by Rohit fanpage September 7, 2021

Rohit Captaincy

Rohit Sharma is an Indian cricketer bastmen. People judge his captaincy only based on the IPL stats. But the actual reality is that his team Mumbai Indians is so strong that can defeat any other team even there is no captain in in the team. So, Rohit Sharma is not a contender for the captaincy.

You just won a mini competition. Your captaincy is looking like Rohit captaincy

by Cake Mukka November 21, 2020

Rohit Raj Mittal

The national anthem of yeetalia
Everyone screams his name when they’re happy

happy person: ROHIT RAJ MITTAL

by A rohit raj mittal fan August 12, 2019

Rohit Raj Mittal

Professional meme creator, pun prop entrepreneur, advocate against emergency alerts, robot marriage counselor

Person 1: Wow, look at this person's résumé! He's an entrepreneur, an advocate, and a marriage counselor! How impressive!
Person 2: What a Rohit Raj Mittal!

by ohmygoshitsrohitrajmittal September 4, 2019

Make Rohit Indian Captain

Make Rohit Indian Captain because he have 5 Ipl titles as a captain and he is better captain than virat coolie

Virat coolie is a choker therefore Make Rohit Indian Captain

by Ravi Shashtri November 17, 2020

rohits forehead

A forehead that is more larger than a five head

My friend has a rohits forehead so he looks like an alien

by Mother freaking fuck February 17, 2019

Rohit

A fast talking technically savvy individual.
see definition for 'bitch'.

That Rohit stole my lunch money!

by yetirdr June 19, 2020