a-rod

Great player who is consistently good, but hardly worth $25.2 million a year. Also known as "Pay-Rod."

The Yankees continued their efforts to buy the World Series by acquiring Pay-Rod from Texas, getting a good player while inheriting a whale of a contract.

by Dewey June 30, 2004

a-rod

nick name for 1 alex rodriquez (baseball player) or 2 andy roddick (tennis player)

1 "A-Rod's with the Yankees now"
2 "A-Rod is the hottest thing in the ATP bitch!"

by kaka face March 15, 2004

a-rod

To suck

To be overrated

To be homosexual

Dude, Pujols is such an A-rod

by Gorgonzola_Man May 14, 2006

rod

Rod is a great guy who is really hard to get to know. He makes a lot of dirty jokes and is sometimes extremely vulgar but once you get to know the real him, you will never want to let him go. He is sort of a fuckboy but is extremely attractive. Once you have him in your sites, he will haunt your dreams for a week. His body is mesmerizing and is possibly the most beautiful thing you have ever seen. He is the most wonderful looking man you will ever lay your eyes on. Damn.

"Damn. Did you see the new guy rose? He is SOOO hot!"
"Yeah, but I heard that he slept with Julie."

"Rod told the funniest dirty joke today!"
"Yeah, that guys the best."

by FUNNYBUN February 26, 2016

Rodding

The Act of enjoying Pretzel Rods with your friends or roomates.

Bill and I were Rodding last night

by Rodmaster June 24, 2011

rod

A pipe used for smoking marijuana. Sometimes also referred to as a Hitter, One Hitter etc...

Yo man want to go smoke a rod?

by Willow September 19, 2005

rod

a big ass dick that can fuck girls just how they want there pussy to get fucked. hard and smooth. a penise bigger than size 6 for dicks.

that girl wanted my rod because she new it would fuck her right.

by whyusoblack July 01, 2011