Gentlemen's Party

A close group of male friends relaxing, kicking back with a brew, and playing cards.

For men who already have women, or don't want to deal with them throwing up or being stupid, and just want to play a game of cards, get nice and drunk, and do stupid guy things.

100% heterosexual

Yeah, we're just having a gentlemen's party, got some cards, some heini, just going to have a relaxed night
"can I bring my girlfriend"
Is she male?
"um no"
then no.

by troxx February 9, 2010

bitches and gentlemen

Rude for "ladies and gentlemen!". Used in Eminem's BUSINESS.

Bitches and gentlemen, It's showtime!

by Fangsta March 17, 2003

Laughing Gentlemen's Club (LGC)

A club composed of the most elite men of our time. A classy group of hearty fellows who share a common bond of good laughter. They drink wine heavily with signature cheeses. Blunts are preferred however steam rollers are acceptable. To get in this group you must forego a horrendous amount of what to some is known as (hazing). However, we view hazing as an opportunity to become an elite member of society. A laughing gentleman once said "being a laughing gentleman wont give you a hearty laugh, having a hearty laugh will make you a laughing gentleman."

Laughing Gentlemen's Club (LGC)

Freshman: "Who smokes the blunts?"
LGC Member: "The Laughing Gentlemen Smoke the blunts."

by Straightled Stankfeet November 3, 2010

Gentlemen's Relish

Synonymous with semen, sperm, or ejaculate.

The new Detroit Barbie doll comes complete with a skanky dress, stained with realistic gentlemen's relish.

by Wizard Toast October 3, 2010

Ladies and Gentlemen

A phrase used to formally address any group of people. Effectively eliminates the meaning behind the terms, "ladies," and "gentlemen."

Geometry Teacher: Ladies and gentlemen, we shall now explore ways to prove triangles are congruent.

Lady: Boring! Geometry sucks! I hate math!

Gentleman: Yeah, can we have free time instead?

by Oscar MacGorden May 27, 2012

lentlemen

A cross between ladies and gentlemen, can be used if in the presence of a transvestite or person of unknown gender.

Okay, lentlemen! Lets drop those pants, and see who the real men are here!

by Drew B. June 6, 2005

Gentlemen's Slaughter

The awkward pause after someone has made an extremely bad pun and no-one laughs.

Friend 1: 'Dude, did you see me and (insert girls name) last night? We were hitting it off like waves on a beach!'

*Awkward Pause*

Friend 2: "GENTLEMEN'S SLAUGHTER!"

by Monoclops October 26, 2011