red velvet

When you take a Frosty™ and funnel it into your girlfriend's vagina during menstruation and go to town. This is different than the black forest when one pours a Frosty™ into a sexual partner's orifice.

Dave: Did you go down on your girl last night?
Chad: Hell yeah, I gave Stassi that good good red velvet!

by professorlovecakes September 20, 2015

Red Velvet Cake

The act of engaging in un-lubricated anal intercourse with a white girl to the point where her anus prolapses, before eating out said prolapsed anus.

John: "Sam, if you don't come here right now I'm going to be forced to make a red velvet cake tonight.

Sam: "Mmmm, yummy."

by grimpsgramps July 30, 2017

Red velvet

The outcome of over-arousing a woman on her menstrual cycle.

My sheets have turned to red velvet!

by Eveariel December 12, 2012

Red Velvet

The act of receiving a handjob (an old-fashioned) while eating a piece of cake

I gave my boyfriend a Red Velvet during my grandma's birthday party last night.

by BallsOut469 August 18, 2012

Red Velvet Butter cream

The opposite of Butter loaf. how nice a womans ass/vagina is.
all ass is considered Cake.

megan fox has RED VELVET Butter CREAM

by laxx December 4, 2010

Red Velvet Cake

When a girl is on her period and she poops in her pants, so it mixes with her blood.

I pulled off brittany’s panties last night and he had a red velvet cake going on in there

by Finger fuckin Vernie August 1, 2021

Red Velvet

When a guy ejaculates inside a woman who is on her period , the resulting mash up is a red velvet

Dude, i did the red velvet with her last night, it was nasty as heck but she loved it...

by NaijaRiffic February 6, 2012