Red Balls

When your doing her from behind in the ass because she is on her period, and your balls punish her bloody pussy turning them red.

It was shark week so Kevin was hammering Mary’s ass doggie. He got Red Balls from repeatedly punishing her bloody pussy.

by Pat Makrotch April 21, 2022

Red Balls

The equivalent to blue balls but for firefighters that have gone too long without putting out a fire.

Well that was an awesome fire. Now my red balls have been relieved!

by HardG May 12, 2022

red balls

itchy white noodels

I love eating red balls that are juicy and meaty.

by stefan18v December 18, 2023

Red Balls

When a man does not succumb to his nuts exploding from being so horny gaining super powers including starting fires with his mind.

Patient: My testicles are killing me.

Doctor: You probably have red balls. Put ice on it.

by Friendofthecommunity May 19, 2024

Red Balloon

A large prolapsed anus as a result of pulling one's fist out, typically up to the elbow.

I was fisting Luis's anus and he got a crazy red balloon, it really freaked me out so I ran all the way to Burton Park.

by oofgod22 January 18, 2026

99 red luft balloons

Going down on a woman while she is menstrating and you blow bubbles.

I earned my red wings and made 99 red luft balloons.

by Mr. Red Wing October 19, 2013

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch

a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.

also nice dick bro

it wont

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch

by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021