"that's why your shoes raggedy"
"that's why your mama dead"
*THUD*
"dead as hell"
"what shoes she got on" *THUD*
"what shoes she had on her casket?"
"that's why your granny ain't got no knees"
...
"that's why your mama dead"
*THUD*
"dead as hell"
"what shoes she got on" *THUD*
"what shoes she had on her casket?"
"that's why your granny ain't got no knees"
...
by 81Ilikecoldcheetos81 May 4, 2021

Dude w no mom: that’s why yo shoes raggedy
Dude w raggedy shoes: that’s why yo mama dead. What shoes she got on in her casket?
Dude w raggedy shoes: that’s why yo mama dead. What shoes she got on in her casket?
by Boob!3s April 9, 2022

A ragdoll with; brown to red yarn hair, painted or button eyes, pale or beige skin, and a usually blue dotty dress with an apron. Johnny Gruelle, a painter, cartoonist, and more, made the book 'Raggedy Ann Stories'(1918), the first of a soon to be hard-hitting franchise. Soon later on, he made the book 'Raggedy Andy Stories'(1920), which introduces Ann's brother, Raggedy Andy. Dolls were made of the characters, even being sold to this day(with different brands selling of course-).
Levi: "YOOOO!!!!! GUESS WHATTT!!!"
Leif: "uh- What??"
Levi: "My dad got me a Raggedy Andy doll to go along with my Raggedy Ann doll!"
Leif: "hmm.. Well, they aren't the same brand, though..?"
Levi: "Yup! My Ann's from 1992 while my Andy's from 2022! Well- when they were made not when I g-"
Leif: "I get the point, that's cool."
Levi: "Yippeeee!! :3"
Leif: "uh- What??"
Levi: "My dad got me a Raggedy Andy doll to go along with my Raggedy Ann doll!"
Leif: "hmm.. Well, they aren't the same brand, though..?"
Levi: "Yup! My Ann's from 1992 while my Andy's from 2022! Well- when they were made not when I g-"
Leif: "I get the point, that's cool."
Levi: "Yippeeee!! :3"
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