roflpotamus

A more refined version of roflcopter, 'roflpotamus' is the cure for the bored internet linguist.

Imagine the semi-aquatic hippopotamus, chowing down on a meal of grass or aquatic plants, break into a spell of delerious laughter.

"Look mate, I know you think you're a right funny bloke, but you are no roflpotamus!"

by zombiecandy December 9, 2008

roflpwnd

Pwning really hard, IRL or in a video game. Roflpwnd is pwnd better than Pwnd, but less than OMGWTFPWND.

j00 jus g0t roflpwnd sir. Have a nice day.

by Nadezzz October 25, 2007

roflpwn

roflpwn is the act of taking someone's ego and progressing to place it into a blender with a small amount of lolitwist and running it through frappé.

1) That customer needed help configuring his spam assassin installation to filter our Russian porn. ROFLPWN! *unsupported*

by netster403 December 7, 2006

ROFLPIE

The wonderful ROFL but in a tasty delectible pie form. Used in the same way ROFLCOPTER or ROFLCAKE.

Steve: Hi John whats up?

John: YOUR MOM! HAHALOLBBQ ROFLPIE!!

by INUDUDE33 September 3, 2008

Roflplantz

Roflplantz is another term for marijuana. Roflplantz is typically used when you need to talk about marijuana in a normal conversation but the cops/parents are around.

Person 1 : You down for some Roflplantz later?
Person 2: Shut up my mom might hear you.
Mom : What are Roflplantz?
Person 1 : Oh, its just a new game that kids are playing.

by Brian22213 March 19, 2010

roflspew

Rolling on the floor, laughing so hard at something so disgusting that you end up spewing as a result.

Max- Nah John, funny story. Turns out she had burger nips. I did a proper roflspew

by KoKw June 29, 2011

Roflpiptoe

acronym - rolling on floor laughing pissing in pants turning over ecstatically. (usually said in a British accent)

girl: "Do you think it was because I was born in Jersey?"

guy: "Probably because you're retarded. That's what I'd go with lol"

girl: "Roflpiptoe."

by littlechickenbaster January 16, 2013