The largest LAN party.. ever. 2005 marked QuakeCons 10th annual celebration of everything gaming. It hosted up to 4000 computers, and plenty more people just showing up off the street. 2004 and 2005 were held at the Gaylord Resort in Grapevine, TX. Every year they get a bigger budget, and better swag (free stuff). If you get the chance, go, you won't be displeased. Also, bottles of Bawls are passed out like candy, and are used to supplement the 3 hours of sleep each night that the average person gets. QuakeCon is a celebration of all things gaming, but by tradition and name, is really a hail to FPS games, especially games in the Quake series.
You: "Hey boss, I need a week off of work so I can get 8 hours of sleep, and play 132 hours of games at QuakeCon. It's really important."
Boss: "BOOM HEADSHOT!"
Boss: "BOOM HEADSHOT!"
by RevStan September 29, 2005
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1.) Not necessarily a quaint colloquialism for the State of PA.
2.) Like unto the oil that keeps this organization running smoothly. Imparts quick and prominent advantage over other departments.
3.) One who is not ethically, spiritually, or physically disoriented.
4.) One who is factually unencumbered, differently qualified, specially skilled, and uniquely proficient allowing one to cut through red tape.
5.) Ability to take a simple two-way promise and turn it into several complicated one-way promises which neither side can understand nor hope to fulfill.
Job Descriptions:
1.) Ability to read things that do not matter, then write reports explaining how they do matter.
2.) Make corporate propaganda read like folksy truisms.
3.) Prioritization and crisis management.
4.) Provide arcane information on a need to know basis.
Benefits:
1.) Likely to advance in economic and social standing.
2.) Cafeteria plan and other program benefits.
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Matt: ah man u coming over to the party Sunday night it's going to be RIDICULOUS!
gerad: nah man I can't I work Monday.
Matt: dude that blows!
Gerad: yes I know, but not all of us are lucky enough to be off on Quaker weekends
gerad: nah man I can't I work Monday.
Matt: dude that blows!
Gerad: yes I know, but not all of us are lucky enough to be off on Quaker weekends
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