Classic Prune

A person who says they will join you soon but never does.

He said he will join in 30mins, but never did ~ Classic Prune

by Prunetesh March 5, 2017

puñeta

(pooh-nyeh-tah) (spanish) - Usually negative expressing agitation or disappointment, also used to express excitement or astonishment. See also damn - typically an interjection synonmous with coño , or used in situations where coño may also be appropriate or substituted. When used as 'la puñeta', or 'hacer la puñeta' it refers to the act of self-masturbation i.e. jacking off.

This is derivative of the spanish word for fist 'puño', where la puñeta is defined as the thing you do with your fist. i.e. fisting off which is considered vulgar because it ellicites an image of a man stroking his penis with his fist to a point of climax.

Boricua1: Puñeta!! bro, did you see that chair fly right by my head!!
Boricua2: Nah, you've been watching too much Harry Potthead.

by Randomidous® January 1, 2006

puneckle

Its a punani with freckles. Most fire crotches have one!

Lindsey Lohan

"Ugh. Look at the freckled bitch. She look like she have a puneckle!"

"EW..."

by dis nigga April 11, 2007

Uber Pune

1. An extra wet vag before engaging in sexual intercourse.
2. A vagina that was so wet it was hard to believe.

Ronnie: "Holy shit Sally, your really wet down there!"
The next day...
Ronnie: "Jeez sally, you had the most Uber Pune I have ever seen!"

by Nicholas Roberts March 30, 2008

Stewed Prune

A drunk person.

Look at that stewed prune try to stand up.

Don't let that stewed prune drive, call him a cab.

Here comes a couple of stewed prunes, let's roll them.

by Tipsy McSwagger July 28, 2010

Prune Fest

When you show up to an event expecting to meet available men/women, but everyone is much older than you anticipated. This is a unisex term that can be applied to a bunch of old men or women.

Dave: Hey Chuck, you hit Flannery's last night right? Was there any hot ass to speak of?

Chuck: Hell no! That place was a Prune Fest last night.

Dave: Sweet! I enjoy the cougar prune from time to time. Maybe I'll head up there tonight!

Chuck: No, I'm talking about 65+ year old women. Like retired and on Social Security prune!

Dave: Even better!

Chuck: I hope your dick falls off.

by -Kley- December 9, 2010

puneet

Pure in the moral and ethical sense

Gandhi was was called a great soul because he was believed to be puneet at heart.

by AlphaOmega August 25, 2004