pretendian

Every white person in America that claims to be 'part' Native American.

I'm part Indian on my great grand mother's brother's uncle's sister side (Pretendian) but I don't have any way of proving it.

by ScoobyDooGang May 4, 2007

preteen

A lot of the definitions have been corrected by actual preteens - but most of them are from 10 years ago - but it needs a modern remake, I am 11 and most of us just talk about the games that we like or talk about school. A lot of us write in good English but there are some who's English is a little behind, for example they make a lot of incorrect spellings, that doesn't mean they fit into the stereotypes, it just means they need help in English.
Some might be hyperactive but that's them and doesn't mean all preteens are hyperactive, I personally don't see a lot of hyperactive people my age.
Some people might try to act hard but most preteens just laugh it off and most of the time they do that once, just remember that not all preteens fit into the stereotype and some are normal people, some might be mature, some might be hyperactive, and that's them.

Older Person: EW a preteen get away

Me: you what?

by Milkiekid April 9, 2021

Pretendual Transmission

When someone is driving their automatic transmission automobile and slightly jiggling the shifter while humming coinciding shifting noises to give the appearance of operating an automobile with a manual transmission.

"It sure is tough trying to...
*Vruuum*chik-chek-*Vurmmm*
... change CD's while trying to drive a pretendual transmission."

by DollarReel March 6, 2010

preteen

A noun, who's meaning is that of a child who has yet to hit puberty. Many pornographic websites have preteen in their titles to attract attention from underage porn watchers, (come on some guys are like 15 they want to see girls their age or vice versa).

btw, you spelled sickening wrong. (Dumbass)

Hey how old is that girl?

Hmm... not sure, but she's definitely preteen.

by He who shall not be named May 13, 2004

public pretender

Court appointed attorney.

I got sentenced to six months in county jail, for something I didn't do, because of my public pretenders case overload and lack of experience.

by carin_is_sharin October 12, 2007

Pretender

A woman who initially attempts to give men the impression that she is a prude and does not indulge in casual sex, but behind closed doors, she is very kinky and more than willing to engage in short-term, non-monogamous 'casual' sex with a man.

Do you know Linda? Linda is a Pretender and a Closet Freak. When she is at church, she behaves as if she will not have sex unless she's married, but if she is attracted to you, she will have sex with you the same night you first make her acquaintance.

I hate women who are Pretenders. They act all innocent, wholesome, and sexually conservative in public, then later you find out that they have videos of themselves participating in an orgy.

I love seducing women who are Pretenders. When you talk dirty to them, at first they act offended ... but then minutes later, they will usually let you know that your erotic dirty talk has them turned on. They love to present a prudish façade to men in order to prevent being labeled a "slut" or a promiscuous whore

by Yeezus Fan December 22, 2013

pretard

A young retard or tard

Someone destined to be stupid due to the stupidity of one or both parents

Rachel, you are a pretard

Their child will be pretarded

by Pretard King December 30, 2003