Puberty

Acne, mood swings, obsessive sexual desires, wet dreams, menstruation, breasts, hair everywhere, penis enlargement. Basically the hell I'm going through before I can become an adult.

Fuck puberty

by LiftedStarfish March 6, 2016

puckerpants

Pants that look as though they’ve been sucked up into a person’s anal cavity.

Watching a progressively horrific sinkhole of cloth disappearing between the cheeks, I landed on the term puckerpants.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 26, 2017

pussy pucker

to make ones pussy pucker, something so unbelievable or outragous it makes you cringe. Very expensive, very grotesque.

1. I saw a purse that was so cute, but when I looked at the pricetag it made my pussy pucker.
2. To watch what that girl was willing to do after just a few drinks, it made my pussy pucker.

by Kaelli December 4, 2009

puberty hit me like a truck

When someone is born ugly AF then puberty hits and they become hot

Remember what I looked like at 13? Damn, puberty hit me like a truck

by persuasionbypoop July 7, 2017

poker habit

an affectionate term for any addiction, especially gambling.

son: Dad, what is a poker habit?

Dad: son, it's when people are addicted, mostly to games where you need to bet money. it becomes a disease that needs to be treated ASAP in that particular individual. Otherwise, people can lose their financial savings. marriages, property and may even end up doing harakiri to avoid shaming those close to them.

by Sexydimma April 7, 2013

jiggery pokery

n. Pure applesauce.

Sassafras! I won't stand for this jiggery pokery.

by dirodaman July 13, 2015

Puberty Parm

Someone who no one knows about/extremely ugly, but when puberty hits them, they're suddenly the most popular kid around.

Friend: He's totally the puberty parm of the school.

Me: ikr

by britneyxx December 9, 2012