Pudding Vagina

The state of a slut's vagina; especially one that has been railed constantly so their chatch has lost all tightness, an its feeling and texture resemble that of pudding.

-"Yo dude how was she?"
-"Aweful bro, bitch had pudding vagina"

by Dickie Carmichael September 22, 2011

pudding poo

A shit that is the consistency of pudding. Too thick to be diarrhea but not in solid turd form.

I just took a nasty pudding poo. I need to lay off the spicy food for a day or so.

by ACRanger August 14, 2010

pudding ass

An ass that jiggles and wiggles like a snake with bad diarrhea

'The stank booty is a total pudding ass'

by beezley October 15, 2013

Pudding Scoops

Breasts lacking structural integrity, aka saggy and mushy, to which their bra cups serve as scoops holding up two pudding-like piles of boob.

"I wish Tina would stop wearing low-cut shirts so my wondering eyes didn't have to see her pudding scoops all day long."

"Dude that girl I nailed last night, had pudding scoops. When I took her bra off, her tits looked like two deflated water balloons".

by duckslayer11 November 22, 2011

jello pudding pops

the most awesome yummy popiscle in the world

yum! Jello pudding pops

by samantha May 2, 2005

Pudding Flakes

Smeared dried shit that fall into your underwear like dandruff much like small flakes.

Mark "Wow last nights pizza and beer had me wiping forever"
Nick "In a few hours your going to have pudding flakes"

by illskillz March 9, 2008

Pudding packet

An unevacuated male or female rectum. Also referred to as a "shit-pussy". Is commonly penetrated during a Mandingo party.

"It set the mood perfectly for the first time a grown man penetrated my pudding packet. At first I was worried I would accidentally evacuate my bowels all over the carpet next to the beautiful hearth in the living room. Next thing I know I was in the middle of a hot sweaty Mandingo party. Salads were tossed, meat was sauced and I no longer felt lost."
-dirty mike and the boiz

by Mandingo Mike March 10, 2018