Prisoner of the Present

1. A person whose entire worldview is shaped by current events, stumbling along from one crisis to another.
2. Someone without a historical perspective or hope for the future.
3. The mindset that causes "knee-jerk" reactions to almost any kind of social or economic change.
4. A state of perpetual panic about "the world today."

Larry says the U.S. economy will never recover no matter what happens in Washington -- he's a typical Prisoner of the Present.

by Peter Kobs June 4, 2009

prepent

To repent previous to doing something that you would feel guilt about after doing it. Pre-paid repentance

I am so glad that I prepented before we got here on spring break.

by David Anderson June 6, 2005

present mic

a very loud boy
he's aizawa's husband and soulmate

present mic pro hero

by dekuplusultra September 7, 2020

present

A word with too many goddamn definitions.

She's presently present, so I'll present my present.

Translation: She's now here, so I'll give my gift.

by Shiny Things Are Shiny February 20, 2013

prehensile

The ability to grab objects

I saw this chick pick up a dildo with her tits! They must be prehensile

by PrehensileCock October 13, 2004

powerpuff presentation

A powerpoint presentation containing lots of flashy animations, cool pictures, and all sorts of other snazzy gimmics, but almost entirely lacking in any real substance.

Didn't the VP's presentation just blow you away? I loved the falling apples turning into dollar bills.

But what was the point?

Dunno; it was definitely a powerpuff presentation.

by jigsawz67 March 26, 2011

prehensile

the ability to grab an object

elephants have prehensile cocks

by piss down ur chimney 16 March 15, 2005