poowad

The clump of poo that gets stuck in your butthair if you dont wipe properly. Becomes a bitch to yank out if too dry.

I sent shivers up my spine when I yanked out a poowad after a long night of drinking.

by Spartacus Baines September 26, 2003

Poohead Lol

a very offensive swear word that can only be used in desperate measures and has the potential to kill

Person 1 :UR GAY LOL.

Person 2: OH YEAH? WELL UR A POOHEAD LOL.

Person 1 fucking dies lmao

by Corn Man Head Guy September 1, 2018

Pooed up

noun
a condition in which there is difficulty in emptying the bowels, usually associated with hardened feces.
a high level of constraint or restriction; a pronounced lack of ease.

"I have to take a dump but it won't come out"
"Ah you pooed up"

by Fresh Boppo May 21, 2020

Santa pooed

To clime someone’s roof naked, particularly while the fire is inflamed, for the purposes of pooping down the chimney to set fire to ones excrements, while shouting “ho-ho-ho”. The challenge originated from the day someone was dared to complete such a challenge to do so without singing the hairs of ones ass.

Charlie went on dude bros roof and Santa pooed that old mans flaming fire so hard!

by Pooploverforever January 30, 2019

poopadistic

sick minded or weird. used in any sentence or any phrase that the crazy person desires. Spread this word like wild flowers.

That was really poopadistic man. Don't be so poopadistic.

by Elliot Webster May 30, 2003

poonado

A small isolated but powerfull shit storm hitting board rooms and classrooms nationwide

The boss was pissed and unleased a poonado on the conferance room.

by ddeckchair May 3, 2010

poopadoopydoop

That moment you poop and water splashes up into your butthole and you regret life

Person1:wyd.
Person2:on the toilet regretting life.

Person1: poopadoopydoop?
Person2: *sighs* yup.

by Mr./sandman/ November 2, 2015