pooch belly

Region of a females lower stomach that appears as fat around the belly button and has little or no lovehandles. Women sometimes develop one after childbirth even if they are skinny. Other women develop one from age or lack of exercise which is normal and affects all bodytypes in varying degrees. Can make some women look more desireable even if they feel the opposite or try to cover it up. Also known as a pooch.

Lucy was always slim until she had her baby and now she has the cutest pooch belly.

by OnEaNdOnLyD February 2, 2009

Screwed the Pooch

Another way of saying "blew it" or "messed up".

"You really screwed the pooch on that one dude".

by Barb September 9, 2004

poochuuk

the feeling you get when your sperm kind-of dies on its way out.

Looking at her, I wouldn't even experience a poochuuk.

by Dilip Advani April 2, 2003

Pooch Bait

An ugly girl - A girl so ugly she needs a pork chop dangling around her neck to attract even a dog.

"Man, look at that girl, she's pooch bait"

"I need to protect my rep, I won't date pooch bait even if I'm wasted"

by Joshko Dohan May 23, 2009

monkey pooch

A foul-smelling, well-used vagina. Most females possessing a monkey pooch are either lacking the intelligence of the conventional woman or are simply both liars and hussies.

"Kevin, the smell of your girlfriend's monkey pooch could kill a small rodent."

"Kevin! You want to make me feel better than I feel right now?! You want to give me pleasure? Stick your fingers in my monkey pooch!"

"Shit, she had four guys in that monkey pooch of her's."

"Kevin, your monkey pooch - having girlfriend is a liar and a hussy."

by Mattrick McKennedy August 7, 2006

polychromophile

Someone who has decided that instead of identifying oneself with a "favorite color" that they prefer to be known as appreciating all colors equally.

she is a polychromophile, which is why she clashes.

by leahmarie June 2, 2008

Beer Pooch

Similar to a beer gut, a beer pooch is achieved by drinking too much beer too often. A beer pooch is usually less extreme than a beer gut and can be referred to what a woman usually gets after drinking beer for an extensive period of time.

"Ew, look at my beer pooch in that picture, time to start working out."

"That girl needs to put that beer down, she's getting a beer pooch!"

by princezofdorks August 21, 2009