Person: Jonah died yesterday playing in the parking lot.
Person 2: was there wifi?
Person: yes?
Person 2: must have been Pokémon Go!
Person 2: was there wifi?
Person: yes?
Person 2: must have been Pokémon Go!
by Raya Mcelreath December 23, 2016
When you are playing Pokemon Go and you walk off a bridge so your mom that can't swim jumps in to save you but your treading water and your mom is sinking so you shout for help and three other guys that can't swim jump in to help but they all sink to the bottom so after you get out of the water you are charged with unnecessary manslaughter.
by TOMDARAK May 05, 2020
by Dat1kidwidaviper October 12, 2016
Pokémon GO is an interactive, mobile game that uses your phone's GPS data and clock to show Pokémon hidden near your current, physical location. The Pokémon which appear on-screen in the app can be captured its also great for kidnappers
Guy 1: Why is that guy over there staring at his phone
Guy 2: He's obviously playing Pokémon go
Guy 1: I thought that game was dead
Guy 2: He's obviously playing Pokémon go
Guy 1: I thought that game was dead
by Savagecabbage29 February 10, 2017
People that believe that Pokémon win versus the lions. Pokémon Advocates are right in their stance, but lion advocates are lacking some chromosomes so they still believe that lions win. Although Pokémon like Rayquaza and Eternatus exist, lion advocates still function like Neanderthals and are not advanced enough as a human to comprehend this.
by JeremiahTheCrustacean2 April 30, 2021
When someone keeps flexing their Pokémon to you as if they’ve won millions of dollars from them but in fact it cost them their left kidney because they didn’t leave their Nintendo in like 16 days, their organs are failing them from neglect and the police is looking for their rotten, nearly dead body, its sweaty smell protruding through the layers upon layers of axe deodorant they dared to call a shower.
#1 - Hey there!
#2 - Don’t talk to him, he’s a Pokémon Flexer, he will only flex his Pokémon to you.
#2 - Don’t talk to him, he’s a Pokémon Flexer, he will only flex his Pokémon to you.
by It’s Chicken February 10, 2021
Someone who needs a better name then just Jo or Harry
Better examples for a rival name are : FartButt, AssWipe, McUgly
Better examples for a rival name are : FartButt, AssWipe, McUgly
Your Pokémon Rival 's name will make your game much better
Oak : So now you all have yar Pokemawns and I wish you good luck on your jour..
FartButt : SMELL YA LATER GRAMPS
Oak : So now you all have yar Pokemawns and I wish you good luck on your jour..
FartButt : SMELL YA LATER GRAMPS
by vivilex July 11, 2016