Person: Jonah died yesterday playing in the parking lot.
Person 2: was there wifi?
Person: yes?
Person 2: must have been Pokémon Go!
Person 2: was there wifi?
Person: yes?
Person 2: must have been Pokémon Go!
by Raya Mcelreath December 24, 2016
When you are playing Pokemon Go and you walk off a bridge so your mom that can't swim jumps in to save you but your treading water and your mom is sinking so you shout for help and three other guys that can't swim jump in to help but they all sink to the bottom so after you get out of the water you are charged with unnecessary manslaughter.
by TOMDARAK May 06, 2020
by Dat1kidwidaviper October 12, 2016
Pokémon GO is an interactive, mobile game that uses your phone's GPS data and clock to show Pokémon hidden near your current, physical location. The Pokémon which appear on-screen in the app can be captured its also great for kidnappers
Guy 1: Why is that guy over there staring at his phone
Guy 2: He's obviously playing Pokémon go
Guy 1: I thought that game was dead
Guy 2: He's obviously playing Pokémon go
Guy 1: I thought that game was dead
by Savagecabbage29 February 10, 2017
by Savejimmyneutronandvictorious March 12, 2022
a fantasy people have that involves Pokémon. It could be anything from Being a RL Pokémon Trainer to sexual fantasies
by Arceus777 January 14, 2015
People that believe that Pokémon win versus the lions. Pokémon Advocates are right in their stance, but lion advocates are lacking some chromosomes so they still believe that lions win. Although Pokémon like Rayquaza and Eternatus exist, lion advocates still function like Neanderthals and are not advanced enough as a human to comprehend this.
by JeremiahTheCrustacean2 April 30, 2021