Playdough

A toy developed by some fucking company yeeting children into a meat grinder and making a dough out of it to be consumed by the spawn of satan.

My son ate playdough and fucking died of kachigga

by Mr. "REEEEE" Johnson November 15, 2019

Playdough

A drug that looks like red playdough and feels like it too. its a mixture of oxycontin, apo-lorazepam, ibuprofen, rubbing alcohol, cough medicine and a whole bunch of otha shit. Makes the walls sweat and time stop.

"Man I got so high on playdough last night the walls still sweatin'!"

by Matt Peeevning March 27, 2008

Play Doh Effect

The outcome of having so much hair surrounding your anus that it becomes thick and interweaved. Therefore, when you defecate, the fecal matter is pushed through the fur like a Play Doh spaghetti maker.

"Dude, I had to shave my asshole last night"
"Play Doh Effect again?"
"Yup, every two months."

by CLagoa March 26, 2009

Play-Doh Surprise

An act of hatred in which the victim has a plastic Play-Doh cookie cutter template Zap-a-Gapped (similar to super glue, but stronger) to his/her anus. The desired effect should be something along the lines of star shaped logs.

To their bewilderment, Pam had fainted in the bathroom and was lying on the ground motionless. The cause of her accident could be found in the toilet bowl: several flower shaped specimens of fecal matter. Pam had stolen Danny's lunch money earlier that day any Danny wanted to get even with her. To make a long story short, Pam was on the receiving end of a historical Play-Doh Surprise.

by Norton ScanPro December 7, 2006

Play Doh

When you cum all over the girls titties and then you start playing with them with your hands. Then while attempting, her titties get sticky and you create your favorite Transformer with them.

Ex. Optimus Prime

"Last night was fun, when I was giving her Play Doh."

by Slappy Fack & Silent Killa November 30, 2006

play-doh

The coolest thing in the world. Just like fire except its not hot. And you can squeeze it in your hand without getting major burns. And it is multiple colors. And it smells like shit. And unlike fire it cant burn down houses and forests. Come to think of it, its not really like fire at all....Shit

This play-doh is just like play-doh. I mean fire...wait....errr....ummm.....shit

by Jammiedude September 21, 2005

Canadian Play-Doh Barbershop

The act of placing a the base of a Play-Doh Barbershop figure just inside someone's sphincter, then they defecate through the holes in the toy's head, ideally with a soft consistency stool.

Similar to Canadian spaghetti.

I played Canadian Play-Doh Barbershop with my girl last night. Her shit came out all stringy.

by w.b.m April 16, 2008