PIBTAC

Problem Is Between Table And Chair.
Primarily used by troubleshooters to sound professional and knowledgeable while making a joke at the customer's expense. This can horribly backfire if the said customer is not as stupid as he/she sounds and is able to figure out the acronym.

Customer: I need some help with my computer

TS: And what seems to be the problem

Customer: I just got it and it's not turning on! : (

TS: Sounds like a PIBTAC issue, i'll look into that for you.

by Jordakiss January 14, 2009

Pattacake

A synonym for "vagina," used mostly by Guyanese individuals.

"Da gyal pattacake stink, mahn!"

"Gyal, go wash ya pattacake!"

by Cyclonus March 30, 2005

cock pita

When a guy has such large testicles in relationship to his penis, he is then able to fold the skin all the way around his junk. Giving the impression of a 'cock pita'.

Amanda asked Jay, "What's for lunch?" and Jay said, "How about a cock pita?"

by richardstarkey October 19, 2010

Pittaciumodioist

Noun. From the Latin pittacium (label) + odio (to hate). A person who hates being labeled.

I'm not a liberal or a conservative. I don't like to be labeled.
Oh, you're a pittaciumodioist.
I hate you so much.

by skzb March 17, 2017

Pittawas

An organism with a large body mass and fat cheeks. However, they are incapable of acquiring a mate and succumb into depression.

“Look at that Pittawas. Its one of a kind! The cheeks are redder than usual though”

by stephen.the.legend November 20, 2019

pistachiosis (pis-ta-she-o-sis)

Refers to a disease a person gets when their stash dries up.

After smoking all her weed that weekend Ally had pistachiosis (pis-ta-she-o-sis).

by McNeal February 4, 2008

Pistance

The distance traversed by a stream of piss measured from the opening of the urethra to the spot at which the stream lands.

Typically men have a longer pistance than women.

by Chennessey March 15, 2016