Phoning

The act of inserting your finger into a hole of a man's/woman's body (doesn't matter what hole it is) and saying: "E.T. phone home".

I was phoning that hot crowdsurfer at the concert yesterday.

by Onset_Of_Putrefaction August 20, 2013

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phone

Used as a verb. Many people replace it with "call or calling".

I am going to phone the post office.

by Steven Morris August 25, 2003

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When someone is in enough pain from any non-life threatening ailment, where they can't sit comfortably in a chair. They keep wiggling and slurking...eventually settling in a position with a head tilted to the side...as if they are on the phone...

I pulled up a chair so my wife would play me in Madden 95(All-Madden vs. Jets). I looked-over at her at halftime and saw that due to her increasing abdominal pain, she was on the phone, so we had to quit.

by Acebinkley September 3, 2005

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The phone

When a hot girl takes her phone out of her pocket and pretends to start talking to someone on the other end, when they see a boy she knows fancies them, but they dont feel the same way about the guy!

Boy1: So you seen anything of that hot new girl yet?
Boy2: Yeah i saw her in the hall walking towards me, i was going to ask her out for a drink at the weekend, but she gave me "The phone" and blanked me as soon as she saw me!
Boy1: Ouch! I bet that hurts!

by Gareth Tattersall December 29, 2007

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phone it in

Literal - To present something, whether an idea, project, product, etc. by way of a phone call, rather than in person.

Used to describe a lazy or uninspired attempt.

Minimal effort.

Kate: "God what an ass."
Bill: "No kidding, I can't believe what Joe's saying!"
Steve: "n00b!!!1!"
Bill: "Way to 'phone it in' Steve..."

by FlowersInMidgar October 28, 2006

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