A Perch Jerker is a fishing buddy who gets really excited when he snatches a rubber lipped perch from some mud infested swamp.
Contrary to what some of the faggots on this site will say, it has nothing to do with anything homosexual. It's a term of endearment and has been used that way for decades.
Contrary to what some of the faggots on this site will say, it has nothing to do with anything homosexual. It's a term of endearment and has been used that way for decades.
Ring Ring...
Bob: "Hello"
Mike: "Hey, what's up ya Perch Jerker".
Bob: "Hey, what's up ya rubber lipped, yellow bellied gar snatcher"
Mike: "you ready to go fishing?"
Bob: "Hell yeah"
Bob: "Hello"
Mike: "Hey, what's up ya Perch Jerker".
Bob: "Hey, what's up ya rubber lipped, yellow bellied gar snatcher"
Mike: "you ready to go fishing?"
Bob: "Hell yeah"
by Spot Light March 31, 2009
an exclamation from english teachers and students
originated from a teacher asking her class about a word in a poem
-you should say it in a silly way
-its fun to take the piss and be sure to when saying it Ü
originated from a teacher asking her class about a word in a poem
-you should say it in a silly way
-its fun to take the piss and be sure to when saying it Ü
by rimmo May 7, 2008
Amogh: I just got a chrome hitlist with a balla stat cap.
Straight Guy: what?
Amogh: Dece Perch brohemoth merchin that wip br0 h34d.
Straight Guy: You're a toolb0x.
Amogh: r0flfa14f31
Clearly Amogh has one of the tiniest penises known to man kind.
Now that's a dece perch.
Straight Guy: what?
Amogh: Dece Perch brohemoth merchin that wip br0 h34d.
Straight Guy: You're a toolb0x.
Amogh: r0flfa14f31
Clearly Amogh has one of the tiniest penises known to man kind.
Now that's a dece perch.
by D1ckP13453r5 January 27, 2009
A disease contracted by getting sprayed in the face by the milt (or semen) of a yellow perch while removing a hook from it's mouth after catching it. Fishing for perch is not normally a dangerous activity. If you or a friend gets hit in the face with perch milt, you will forever have "Perch AIDS". There is no cure.
"My buddy went fishing today and caught some perch! He also got sprayed in the face by fish cum, so he now has Perch AIDS forever. Poor bastard."
by Hoody802 July 10, 2013
Man I am really getting tired of Dan strutting around in here, I have half a mind to knock him off his chat perch!
by rogerhamilton September 10, 2009
Noun. A term used to describe the smell of a nasty vagina. A combination of fish smell and worm dirt smell. It can also be used in reference to a woman in particular.
Me: yo did you tap that ass last night?
Friend: hell no. She dropped her pants and smelled like straight perch bait
Friend: hell no. She dropped her pants and smelled like straight perch bait
by Knifeparty626 March 19, 2017
by super_rad February 23, 2023