Pristiano Penaldo, a.k.a. Pendu, Camelnaldo or simply Penaldo is a Portuguese Ghost living in Saudi Arabia. He likes to steal penalties from deserving players. He is at beekeeping age while his fans, penaldogs, meat ride saying that he is still the GOAT. We all know who the GOAT is, and that is no other than darwizzy- i mean Lionel Messi, an argentine dwarf from Rosario Argentina.
Pristiano Penaldo plays for the portuguese national team, statpading on teams like Bosnia, Andorra and Luxembourg. He is the true F.R.A.U.D. . He only scores Penalties and tap ins.
He also used to live on the streets of Lisbon, Madrid, while playing for Real Vardrid, Crotone, while playing for juventus ( ghosting for other games except for crotone ) , Andorra and Luxembourg.
As for Club performances, i gotta say, pendu has won 5 champions leagues but that isn’t enough while your rival has 4 but world cup.
He now plays for Camel League side Fraud-Nassr, in a league that practices sportswashing.
To wrap everything up, Pendu is a tap in merchant living in the desert that likes to steal penalties. If you encounter him, just yell “International game” and he is sure to ghost you.
Pristiano Penaldo plays for the portuguese national team, statpading on teams like Bosnia, Andorra and Luxembourg. He is the true F.R.A.U.D. . He only scores Penalties and tap ins.
He also used to live on the streets of Lisbon, Madrid, while playing for Real Vardrid, Crotone, while playing for juventus ( ghosting for other games except for crotone ) , Andorra and Luxembourg.
As for Club performances, i gotta say, pendu has won 5 champions leagues but that isn’t enough while your rival has 4 but world cup.
He now plays for Camel League side Fraud-Nassr, in a league that practices sportswashing.
To wrap everything up, Pendu is a tap in merchant living in the desert that likes to steal penalties. If you encounter him, just yell “International game” and he is sure to ghost you.
by MeltedY September 3, 2023
Get the Pristiano Penaldomug. Maulana Penaldo is a footballer who converted from Christianity to Islam as a money whore, he does namaz 5 times a day and can be seen doing that on the streets of Riyadh on television every Thursday. He is the biggest bottler in World Cup history and is known as a Camel on football fraternity.
Salman says, “Where is Maulana Penaldo?” Abdul replied, “I saw him drinking Camel piss few mins ago.”
by Jai Shree Ram June 26, 2023
Get the Maulana Penaldomug. Typically used with 14 year old or younger kids who are comparing Ronaldo and Messi on a goat debate but add a p because they think they only score penalty's.
by MN27 February 16, 2023
Get the Penaldo or Pessimug. A ghost from Portugal known for only scoring penalties against weak teams like Luxemburg. He is known as the G.O.A.T (Goofiest orangutan alive today) and he disappears when a strong team faces him.
by ChadMessiEnjoyer January 31, 2024
Get the Penaldomug. by M8888S| November 24, 2023
Get the Crystianle Penaldomug. by Igotaps7 September 17, 2023
Get the Pessi penaldomug. Portugal r*pist who roames open in Saudi Arabia looking for penalties .
Player who is currently living is shadow of greatest footballer of all time Lionel Andres messi
Penaldo who was never seen winning a trophy after 2016 when var was used in game
ALWAYS AGAINST ME 😭😭😭
Player who is currently living is shadow of greatest footballer of all time Lionel Andres messi
Penaldo who was never seen winning a trophy after 2016 when var was used in game
ALWAYS AGAINST ME 😭😭😭
by Kuniga December 29, 2023
Get the Penaldomug.