going to a strip club and being grabbed immediately by a group of Asian strippers that you were not their to see in the first place
by lazybear June 29, 2007
The act of surprise bombing your girlfriend.
Step 1: Wait outside the bathroom while your girlfriend is showering and masturbate.
Step 2: As soon as she opens the door, scream "THE JAPANESE ARE COMING!" and splooge all over her leg.
Step 3: Repeat as necessary, because she'll probably go back into the shower to wash it off.
Alternatively, you could do a bombing run of sorts and jizz on her while she's still in the shower, as long as you include the scream.
Step 1: Wait outside the bathroom while your girlfriend is showering and masturbate.
Step 2: As soon as she opens the door, scream "THE JAPANESE ARE COMING!" and splooge all over her leg.
Step 3: Repeat as necessary, because she'll probably go back into the shower to wash it off.
Alternatively, you could do a bombing run of sorts and jizz on her while she's still in the shower, as long as you include the scream.
by Rigglegiggle September 24, 2008
To drop a used Japanese-brand condom (e.g. Kimono) on an unsuspecting sex partner's head after intercourse. Bonus points if: 1) It happens in Hawaii, 2) The condom-dropper is Japanese AND the victim is white OR in the US Navy.
by lonelydonkeykong March 27, 2012
I haven't seen the sexual term used correctly yet. It's when a girl is blowing her bf and when he busts in her mouth she stands up and spits it back in his face.
by tmr263 November 24, 2005
When a rather large person has a sudden urge to deficate and runs full speed to the bathroom. The thunderous rumbles from such a large beast are reminiscent of the Japanese planes flying in. The bombs dropping and the destruction that follows can only be described as Pearl Harboring.
Holy fuck bro, did you feel that rumbling???
“Yeah. That’s my dude bro Mugga hustling to the toilet. He weighs 400lbs and last night was chili-(several explosive thuds and splashes are heard)........oh fuck, Mugga Pearl Harbored.
“Yeah. That’s my dude bro Mugga hustling to the toilet. He weighs 400lbs and last night was chili-(several explosive thuds and splashes are heard)........oh fuck, Mugga Pearl Harbored.
by Mega Hemroids June 25, 2018
When a man ejaculates on a woman's face while she is either passed out or sleeping, then waking her up and running away. Thus completing the surprise attack.
by Dannibal the Cannibal February 23, 2004
A blow job, usually referred to in a joke between friends. i.e. Wanna play Pearl Harbor? It's where I lay down and you blow the hell outta me!
by Requiem2005 June 28, 2004