A condition when you don't feel like reading anything that does not have multiple paragraphs or the paragraphs are ridiculously long.
by MrTriangulum February 7, 2010
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Bobby (2:26:59 AM): so how was your day?
Jeff (2:27:59 AM): not too bad, yours?
Bobby (2:31:32 AM): Well my morning started off fine, but then I saw Jimmy over at the waffle house with Sally. I wasn't about to join them, so I had to drive all the way across town to go to the other one. After that I went to work, where on my lunch break I had to go get my tire fixed at the walmart just down the road. I got off at like 7:30, ate dinner with my family, got a shower, met up with the crew for a bit, then now I'm here getting ready to go to bed.
Jeff (2:32:12 AM):ohh shit, nice paragraph bomb
Jeff (2:27:59 AM): not too bad, yours?
Bobby (2:31:32 AM): Well my morning started off fine, but then I saw Jimmy over at the waffle house with Sally. I wasn't about to join them, so I had to drive all the way across town to go to the other one. After that I went to work, where on my lunch break I had to go get my tire fixed at the walmart just down the road. I got off at like 7:30, ate dinner with my family, got a shower, met up with the crew for a bit, then now I'm here getting ready to go to bed.
Jeff (2:32:12 AM):ohh shit, nice paragraph bomb
by TheSilverMonkey September 29, 2009
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getting long text messages usually 2 pages or a "paragraph" each, involving getting chewed out, yelled at, or being bitched at
What did your girlfriend say about you and that chick you hooked up with last night?
Ah man she's giving me The Paragraphs.
Ah man she's giving me The Paragraphs.
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when your friend (possibly called aaron) replies to messages with PARAGRAPHS and CHAPTERS as long as the Harry Potter series and there a simp
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Each of them is a sentence, because they have a period, so a group of them makes a paragraph.
Each of them is a sentence, because they have a period, so a group of them makes a paragraph.
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