pathetic

Equivalent to sarcastically saying "That is just sad"

Pathetic

by frabrizio January 15, 2018

pathetic

a word used by illiterate losers who really mean to say "pitiful" but are trying to impress normal people with their soap opera-inspired vocabulary.

that rompf sure is a pathetic organism.

by himself o'leary September 10, 2004

pathetic

To not be apathetic, as the a- in apathy negates the root "pathos".

So to say, to have emotions, care, feel sympathy/empathy, and show interest.

Often confused to mean that something deserves pity.

Girl: Gimme back my purse!
Bully: haha! Whatcha gonna do about it?
Guy: knock it off!

(school counselor hears this)
(guy punches bully I'm split second that counselor isn't looking)
girl: thank you! That was very brave.

Counselor: good job kid! That was very pathetic of you!
Guy: WHAAAATTT?!?!?!

by JelvinJS7 April 18, 2011

Pathetic

A person alone in a Friday night

Alone on a Friday night? God, you are pathetic

by Sorvetedenata December 31, 2017

Pathetic

arousing pity, especially through vulnerability or sadness

Example: Manny is a pathetic and pitiful excuse for a human.

by Niggato June 22, 2017

patheticness

The amount of pathetic qualities a person has

My patheticness is so big its amazing

by Count big lords September 14, 2017

pathetic

When two or more people meet up at the library on St. Patty's Day eve with dollar coke's from McDonalds, and proceed to pour rum into them.

Shelby and Courtney are on the second floor of the library being pathetic.

by reverandstiffnasty March 17, 2014