Pumpernickel

Playing Nickelback while vigorously engaging in sexual intercourse.

I pumpernickeled my girlfriend and she broke up with me. It was probably because she didn’t like Nickelback.

by Whomperbell November 19, 2020

English Pumpernickel Pounder

When you strap down one of your friends, cover him him in beans, sausage, bacon, eggs, black pudding and generally things in a full English breakfast. Then flip him over to pour tea down his anus. Finally, you fist him till he arrives.

"I could go a for an English Pumpernickel Pounder from Corey"

by Arlibarli January 5, 2026

Pumpernickel Creamsurprise

When you ejaculate large amounts of cum constantly inside of a yeast-infected-woman's vagina (or anus), to the point where cum rushes out of her vagina (or anus) and you use said cum, mixed with the yeast, to make a creamy, odorous pumpernickel bread that goes under the title "Pumpernickel Creamsurprise"

"My friend John and his girlfriend gave me a loaf of bread called a Pumpernickel Creamsurprise, I can't wait to try it!"

by poopybootycoolyfooly June 11, 2025

Pumpernickel Fucker

A man who fucks pumpernickels.

“You’re such a pumpernickel fucker!”
“What the fuck are you talking about.”

by thisisaname7 June 13, 2025

Pumpernickel

Pumpernickel is a German bread that translates to "the devil's fart".

"Can I get a bite of that delicious looking pumpernickel?"

by Lulu the dino nuggie February 15, 2022

Put in a Pumpernickel

To put in a good word or gloat about a friend or colleague

he put in a pumpernickel to his friends crush

by Ryan_Smith69 February 26, 2026

Put in a Pumpernickel

to put in a good word from one friend to another or one colleague to another

"yo bro! I'll put in a pumpernickel to Stacy!

by Ryan_Smith69 February 26, 2026