Sir Pumpernickel is a pretentious guy that makes a failed attempt at trying to appear "cool" to others. More commonly known as a "show off".
*Donny, a guy that loves beating women, sells some pink shirts for breast cancer awareness day*
Lizzy Jean: Oh look at Sir Pumpernickel over there. I'll bet he thinks he is important.
Lizzy Jean: Oh look at Sir Pumpernickel over there. I'll bet he thinks he is important.
by Box Worm November 25, 2019
Get the Sir Pumpernickelmug. by shannontoy111 May 30, 2018
Get the Pumpernickel Breadmug. The BEST person to ever be a Baba Grill, owner of twenty Discord Kittens. And overlord of all girliepops.
by HOT PEOPLE WHO ARE HOT May 22, 2023
Get the Miss Pumpernickelmug. When you ejaculate large amounts of cum constantly inside of a yeast-infected-woman's vagina (or anus), to the point where cum rushes out of her vagina (or anus) and you use said cum, mixed with the yeast, to make a creamy, odorous pumpernickel bread that goes under the title "Pumpernickel Creamsurprise"
"My friend John and his girlfriend gave me a loaf of bread called a Pumpernickel Creamsurprise, I can't wait to try it!"
by poopybootycoolyfooly June 11, 2025
Get the Pumpernickel Creamsurprisemug.