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couch potato

Couch potato is a person who is a fucking lazy ass that does nothing but watch TV and jack off to gay gnome porn.
by kjsdfrisue March 9, 2017
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Someone with lack of eager or energy to do a certain task
by mexic.. November 23, 2018
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couch potato cat

what you wish you were
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Couch Potato

A couch potato is someone who never gets up off of the sofa they will sit there all day long and do absolutely nothing someone who sits on the couch all day is not necessarily fat often couch potato's are skinny and can eat like a horse without putting on any weight.
Girl: Connor is such a couch potato.
Guy: I know he never gets up off the sofa.
by Zocmysock January 23, 2022
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Keyboard Couch potato

A keyboard warrior who is a stereotypical couch potato, who is more interested in tell you what to do rather than brushing the crumbs off, getting up of their ass and doing anything remotely appropriate to what they demand of you.
by ElmoOfFire November 16, 2024
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