Pizza Hut Pizza Rolls

The original (or new, however you wish to view it) tiny thick dick. Often used to describe the lulz factor of a specific man's baby dick. Usually used as a derogatory term.

Though I cannot see how it could be used as a compliment. You'd have to be batshit crazy.

"Kellsie, you should've seen it! His Pizza Hut Pizza Roll dick was so small, I'm not even sure I was penetrated!"

"Dude, get some Enzyte! You have a Pizza Hut Pizza Roll cock!"

"Am I crazy in thinking this is a room full of naked men with Pizza Hut Pizza Rolls for dicks or are you all just really really cold?

by BlasphemerExtrordinare June 26, 2009

eating pizza rolls

When you run out of ranch, so you and your buddies make some homemade dipping sauce.. kind of like a soggy waffle, whoever is last has to use the homemade ranch with the fresh Pizza rolls

Me, Zane, Chase, Conner, and Bryce played a game of “eating pizza rolls”.. Zane ended up with a full belly.

by BigBaby101 November 05, 2017

Pizza roll communism

When a group of friends or siblings insist on dividing up the pizza rolls equally

“Everyone gets five pizza rolls because in this house we practice pizza roll communism”

by Mr.marz May 29, 2021

Tostanals Pizza Rolls

Frozen Tostitos Pizza Rolls that have been shoves up ones anus, until fully cooked.

" Hey, dinners ready!"

" YEAH! TOSTANALS PIZZA ROLLS!!"

by Kimbusha January 08, 2021

Burning a pizza roll

Run over a black person and make the squirt red and white substances

Tyrone made me mad so I started burning a pizza roll

by Riquisha November 06, 2021

pizza roll in the oven

It's a sentence that you say to confuse others

"Hey man how, how's it goin?"

"pizza roll in the oven"

"oh, okay?"

by December 15, 2020

Tuscan pizza roll

When a woman defecates in a man’s anus. Then she sucks it out.

John got a promotion. Jessica is going to give him a Tuscan pizza roll tonight.

by Tattedpiggies August 16, 2022