Rusty Pile-driver

A shit-covered super hard-on violently penetrating any bodily orafice just before 'bustin a nut'.

As I was bangin' this chick's poop-chute, just before blowin' my load, I flipped her over and sunk a Rusty Pile-driver down her gob.

by KingTigerKommander April 4, 2009

Damascus Pile Driver

When a man receives a standing blow job while holding the giver upside down. When climax is reached, the woman is dropped on her skull, rendering her unconscious.

That gymnast weighed 65 pounds, so I got to hand out my first Damascus Pile Driver.

by Shaken not Sturdevant October 28, 2006

Jamaican Pile Driver

The act of giving anal sex to a woman and inserting the largest dildo you can find into her vagina.

The act of receiving a blow job from your partner while in the pile drive position, and then laying their ass out on the floor.

Dude 1: "Hey dude! I knocked out my girlfriend last night!"
Dude: 2: "Really? How?"
Dude 1: "Jamaican Pile Driver"
Dude 2: "Nice"

Dude 1: "Hey dude I JPD'd my girlfriend last night!"

Dude 2: "Really, how big was it this time?"

Dude 1: "I used a baseball bat this time"

Dude 2: "Rad"

by hardcoredeathcruster February 26, 2009

Colombian Pile Driver

When you dip your dick in cocaine and drive it up your partners arse. (Imagine your dick is a chicken goujon, the coke is the breading, and your mouth is a gaping bum)

Shewadawada was a freak, she requested the Colombian pile driver!

by SchlidFatPrickLid November 7, 2019

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine

A nickname for your anus

I'm always mindfucked by The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine

by MrFistyoSister January 28, 2018

dizzle pile driver

when one chooses only to have sex by shoving his genitals into an orfice forcefully from above

Man I just saw him doin the dizzle pile driver

by DirtyDizzle May 17, 2006

Oklahoma pile driver

The act of plowing your whole fist in your sexual partners anal cavity/vagina hole. This is a stimulant in order to make an orgasm of any sort feel better after the act of love-making.

Guy 1: dude I just had sex it was great for us both!!
Guy2: did you use the Oklahoma pile driver?!?
Guy 1: yea I did it worked so well!

Guy 2: well that explains why she liked it so much.

by Johnson city July 23, 2013