Co-worker 1: Keith is so bloody ambitious.
Co-worker 2: Yeah, he'll literally do *anything* to get ahead.
Co-worker 1: Keith's such an Opportunazi!
Co-worker 2: Yeah, he'll literally do *anything* to get ahead.
Co-worker 1: Keith's such an Opportunazi!
by crowriver December 7, 2023
Get the Opportunazi mug.A person or business-establishment that "moves in for the kill" whenever others are in a tight spot, hoping to "score big" due to the victims-of-circumstance's feelings of helplessness and desperation.
Some high-school guys with raging hormones purposely cram and toil to "exceptionally learn" math, English, history, science, etc, so that they can then extract sexual favors from less-competent girls who need help with their homework --- what shameless crisis opportunists!
by QuacksO August 12, 2018
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Someone who utilizes the "reliable" bad-luck-causing syndrome of Murphy's Law by actually turning it his own benefit or that of his friends. Extra points if these other folks actually hire him for pay to "suffer on their behalf".
One excellent example of a Murphy's Law opportunist would be someone who hangs out his laundry to dry on an occasion when rain is desired.
by QuacksO August 11, 2019
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