Pissed on the monitor 

A phrase you say when something bad has happened but also after that another bad thing happens.

Sean: Hey man I’m sorry about your dog getting hit by that car yesterday.

Kyle: Yea man but you won’t believe what happened after that. My girlfriend called and broke up with me.

Sean: Wow you just pissed on the monitor!

Pissed on the monitor by Krankëmz October 13, 2021

pissed on the fire  

When someone completely kills a joke.

Guy 1: Yea its like a green elephant in the desert!
Guy 2: Ugh you just totally pissed on the fire dude

pissed on the fire by Alivia M January 25, 2008

pissing on the fire 

When a joke is very funny and everyone is laughing, then that one kid just has to make another joke. The joke fails miserably, and he ruins the moment.

Person 1:That's what I did to your mother last night!
(Everyone) OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Person 2: Hey, I was with your mother too!
(Everyone)*Crickets*
Person 1:Dude, your pissing on the fire

pissing on the fire by dictionarian September 24, 2013

Nearly Pissed On the Third 

Derives from the episode of Mythbusters:

A saying that describes how close something was to happening. Usually uttered when in relief that something tragic did not occur.

The saying has it's origins in the Mythbusters episode where they rigged a dummy up to urinate on the third rail, of a railway track, which would subsequently give a lethal amount of electricity.

Jon: Aw mate imagine if you went out with Cersei.

Davos: I almost did.
Jon: No fucking way.
Davos: Yea, but she didn't like older guys, Christ, can you imagine? I nearly pissed on the third.

Nearly Pissed On the Third by JohnJoeTheGood May 13, 2019

shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass mother fucker! HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE!!!!! 

a term of eggman getting angry about shadow pissing on his wife

shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass mother fucker! HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE!!!!!

shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass mother fucker! HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE!!!!! by CohenKS May 8, 2021