You are offline

You are offline

You are offline

by JDMac12 June 6, 2019

Wrapper offline

A copy of the retired Go Animate website the former developers gave up on a few years ago. Its basically the same thing.... WITH MORE BUGS!

I use wrapper offline a lot, sadly it still has bugs, Alvin Hung might even use it one day!

by Wrapper offline User March 31, 2021

is now offline

This phrase is preceded by your name and is used primarily in online chats where you are capable of logging in/out. It is used as a response to an absolutely idiotic comment, where you feel the need to log off on this person. Equivalent of slamming the door in someone's face, the ellipsis ("..."), or actually logging off on them.

Other variations include, but are not limited to:
- ____ has logged off.
- ____ is no longer able to chat.
- ____ has signed out.

Frank: So, doing anything interesting?
Nordman: Collecting sperm by masturbating into a balloon.
Frank: Frank is now offline.

by oo| November 14, 2011

booted offline

To be offline for a current amount of time

I got booted offline for trash talking

by lv No Oops vl February 1, 2018

Chronically Offline

A person that’s always outside, doesn’t know what’s going on in the internet. Chronically offline people don’t have any social media platform. (Except maybe Facebook) they don’t know any of the stuff that is going on in the internet.

Person 1: Bro do you have instagram?
Person 2: No, what’s instagram?
Person 1: Your chronically offline bro-

by I commited genocide twice! March 12, 2023

Let's take this offline

Something said in an online or phone meaning, usually as a result of someone fucking up. This phrase usually implies that someone is about to be reprimanded, but it would be unprofessional to do so in front of the other individuals in the meeting.

The following is a true story from when I worked at DoorDash:

Corpo 1: *doesn't realize mic is on* TERRY IS SUCH A DUMB CUNT.

Corpo 2: Jack, let's take this offline.

by 0000101100101000010101011 April 6, 2021

Chronically Offline

A name given by chronically online people when someone is actually enjoying their lives outside of their devices. There is no such thing as "chronically offline." That's called life.

Person 1: Uhm, what's ratio?
Person 2: Lmao you're so chronically offline
Person 1: I'm not friends with you anymore.

by ancientfantasies May 28, 2023