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Barnes and Nobles

any corporate bookstore that contains a starbucks coffee shop.
Jim: "Hey, Ted, i was thinking about going to a Barnes and Nobles to get some Choose Your Own Adventure books."

Ted: "Do you want to go to the one off of Central or the one down by Alice's place?"

Jim: "No, i was thinking about going to the Borders where the movie theater used to be"

Ted: "Really? I didn't know there was a Starbucks in there."
by alfonsothepirate February 14, 2008
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Barnes Y Nobles

This is what inebriated 40 something males refer to Barnes and Noble's Bookstores. (Usually said with a Californian surfer accent.)
42 Yr old loser 1) Hey Bro, where could I find a good Surf Mag without going all the way to the grocery store?

41 Yr old loser 2) Dude! Barnes Y Nobles Bro, Where else would we go?
by El Whys'ass February 27, 2011
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Nobese

Verb/Adjective {N'oh'bees}
A person who keeps thinking they're fat and overweight when they actually are not. Form of anorexia but more socially acceptable. Useful to say to someone who keeps thinking they've put on weight and you want to say that they haven't in a way that sounds like you've insulted them.
Am I fat or am I just being nobese
by Lord.G-hart June 1, 2011
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NoblesseNoble

Great personality, fine habits, and best at helping. Whenever can will help. Someone who doesn't curse at all.
That guy is surely NoblesseNoble! He is a noble!
by Noble_ February 11, 2017
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Noblesse

A Noble person blessed by god.
Comes from the French word meaning "noble" and refers to someone that acts like a noble person in everything him/her do.
"This person is so noble he/she is blessed"

"What a noblesse"
by HANADANO November 17, 2017
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Noncestalgic

In the face of Operation Yewtree and other similar investigations, many 70's, 80's and 90's childhood memories are tainted by the presences of nonces and sex offenders such as Jimmy Savile and Gary Glitter. Thus, instead of being nostalgic for Top of the Pops hosted by Jimmy Savile, you're noncestalgic.
Person A: I'm so noncestalgic for Gary Glitter's music.
by essyjizzenburger December 4, 2018
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Noncest

Noncest is committing the ‘crime’ of ‘noncing it up’ with a family member that is also too young to understand what Brexit is. Noncest is not recommended at family gatherings or primary school nativities.
Person: People with two first names are the type to be into noncest

James Ross: :P
James Ross’ little cousin: :O
by BiggerJuice August 4, 2019
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