cinnamon ninja

A cook or chef that puts cinnamon in recipes that normally wouldn't call for it

"How's the pizza?"

:takes bite: "Yuck! This pizza tastes like cinnamon. Dude, they have a cinnamon ninja on staff!"

by MrsGreek June 28, 2010

Bukkake Ninja

A Bukkake Ninja is an Ancient Japanese warrior that uses stealth and cunning to overtly humiliates foes by repeatedly ejaculating upon their faces.

The Bukkake Ninjas used this extreme form of Bukkake to ridicule their opponents in battle. It was common in battle for foes to die by drowning in the ejaculate. This had the effect of demoralizing enemy combatants, while pacifying and assimilating the native females. The conquered females realized the impotence of their male populace as compared to the Bukkake Ninja, thus succumbing and submitting to the power of this rare breed of Ninjas warrior; forcing the dominated males to long periods of Cuckold-dom.

1. "Dude, you’re an insane Bukkake Ninja for what you did to that Pluff’s Mom!"

2. "I'm going to cum all over your face like a Bukkake Ninja!"

3. "I’m a Bukkake Ninja, they never saw me coming."

In Feudal Japan, there was an elevated level of Ninja called a Bukkake Ninja; these were the most feared of all Ninjas, due to their ability to be silent, invisible humiliation warriors. A Bukkake Ninja had standard Ninja training but is said to have had an additional 10 years of exceptionally rigorous training to develop the ability to produce massive streams of ejaculate with very short recovery periods. This ejaculate when produced was then sprayed over their victims face and torsos often without said victim knowing what hit them. They were renowned to have very short recovery periods before inflicting another round of overt humiliation.

by Rowtiger August 31, 2012

Pull a Ninja

To pull a stunt/prank/feat in a ninja-esque manner.

Bobby stole Lee's bike yesterday, so Lee had to pull a ninja and steal it back.

Obese Maurice tried to pull a ninja during hide and seek, but failed as his 500-pound girth collapsed the branch he heaved himself on to.

by inaccuracy November 16, 2010

Ninja Math

Pioneered by Ken James (an engineering student at OSU), it is the ability to solve math and engineering problems without actually knowing how to do the problem. The technique involves ranking and ordering of numbers, canceling units, and other ninja like skills that enable you to at least approximate the correct answer, if not actually solve the problem.

Student: Damn! I can't do this.
Ken: It's answer "B"
Student: How do you know?
Ken: It's my mad ninja math skills. I can't explain how to do it because there is no real method, but if you know what to look for the answer just stands out.

by badpanda April 28, 2010

here i am with my ninja clan

Here I am with my ninja clan,

ninja clan,
here we stand.

Or in Sasuke Uchiha's case,

Here I am with my Uchiha clan,
Uchiha clan,
No one stands.

Twelve years ago,

a Nine-Tail Fox suddenly appeared...

If you believe it!

Naruto!

Naruto!

Believe it!

Beeeeliiiiiiieve it!

Here I am with my Ninja Clan!

Ninja Clan

Here we stand!

Naruto

I'm on my way,

Naruto

I feel okay!

Getting ready to fight on set!

Come on best friends by my side!

Sasuke, is really cool!

Sakura, the beautiful!

Kohagag en Naruto sagohgo mamoe

Kohagag en Naruto sagohgo mamoe

by Hinata Hyuuga, Bitch February 7, 2014

Excel Ninja

One who is adept in the exquisite art of Microsoft Excel. Frequently one with professional experience requiring extensive use of Excel (e.g., investment banking, financial analysis). Specifically the abilities to do things with Excel for which it was not intended (e.g., word processing) or create files quickly using arcane keyboard shortcuts are common traits of the Excel Ninja.

Chris: I want to fix this spreadsheet so that instead of having equations, the numbers are hard-coded.
David (with hesitation): Control + C, alt, e, s, v.
Chris: Truly your status as an Excel Ninja is beyond question.
David: Booyah!

by MennoniteOwl April 28, 2006

Ninjago

A LEGO TV-Show with 5 (really hot) ninja called Lloyd (the green and hottest one with his energy balls), Kai (the firehead), Zane (Let it go! Let it go! The cold never bothered him anway...), Jay (if he starts to talk: RUN!), Cole (the first time he's a human, then a ghost, now a human. Gosh, he's almost like Garmadon!) and Nya (she shows how to mix water with elictricity, don't even try to try!). They're saving Ninjago in six awesome seasons from assholes like the overlord, the nindroids, master Chen, the anacondrais, Morro and his ghost army, Sensei Yang or Nadhakan with his pirates. With an overprotecting uncle named Sensei Wu and many, many, MANY Love-Scenes you can't be bored anymore!

Besides, with 64 episodes, 2 pilot episodes and a 45 minute special, it's the longest LEGO TV-Show ever made! And it's not over yet!

"If Ninjago's new season comes out this year, I would be the happiest person on earth!"

"Hey, aren't you Lloyd from Ninjago? Oh my god, please give me an autograph!"

"Hey, Ninjago is on TV now! Do you want' to watch Ninjago with me?"

by Eleonore Estelle Earl January 2, 2017