Newsom

A mixture of shit, cum and lube as experienced in the aftermath of rigorous anal sex

I think I might need to pre-soak my underwear to remove the Newsom before it stains

by The real Bruce Wayne September 15, 2025

Abbey newsome

Someone that complains about being fat but doesn’t try to change

Abbey newsome: I’m so fat

Brother: try to exercise more

Abbey newsome: no I don’t want to

by Bogboi73 June 25, 2023

Newsom’s Revenge

When you remove the water saver valve from a hotel shower head only to have your nipples injured taking a shower due to excessive water pressure.

Guys! I solved the water pressure problem in the room but got a bad case of Newsom’s Revenge!

by NotBryanS February 10, 2026