Newsom's Gambit

A gambit used when democracy is about to fall to an encroaching dictatorship. Named after Gavin Newsom, who is using this gambit to push back Velveeta Voldemort's rigging of the 2026 midterms.

Did you hear about Newsom's Gambit? It saved America!

by LightRemembered August 23, 2025

Newsom

A mixture of shit, cum and lube as experienced in the aftermath of rigorous anal sex

I think I might need to pre-soak my underwear to remove the Newsom before it stains

by The real Bruce Wayne September 15, 2025