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Newsom

A mixture of shit, cum and lube as experienced in the aftermath of rigorous anal sex
I think I might need to pre-soak my underwear to remove the Newsom before it stains
by The real Bruce Wayne September 15, 2025
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Abbey newsome

Someone that complains about being fat but doesn’t try to change
Abbey newsome: I’m so fat

Brother: try to exercise more

Abbey newsome: no I don’t want to
by Bogboi73 June 25, 2023
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Newsom’s Revenge

When you remove the water saver valve from a hotel shower head only to have your nipples injured taking a shower due to excessive water pressure.
Guys! I solved the water pressure problem in the room but got a bad case of Newsom’s Revenge!
by NotBryanS February 10, 2026
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