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nerdgasm

When a science person experiences and/or expresses vocalisations (vaguely human) to a positive outcome of a major or minor (depending on propensity to having nerdgasms) scientific endeavour, the are said to be experiencing a nergasm. For example, the flyby of Pluto by New Horizons spacecraft spawned frequent, vocal and even multiple nerdgasms in the nerd community.
Did you see that picture of Pluto? Did you see that? Did you? OMG I just had a multiple nerdgasm. OMG, there's more? I'm having nergasms!
by QuantumSpinner September 7, 2016
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nerdglasses

Frequently thought to be worn only by emos. Black glasses with thick plastic frames. Can look attractive if worn right. Normally people presume that -
a. If you wear these glasses, you are an emo/poser
b. People who wear these glasses wear them purely for the look. They are never prescription.
However this is wrong. I know because I wear black, thick framed plastic nerdglasses. I am not an emo, (though I have nothing against emos except for the fact that people stereotype me as one) in fact I got these glasses as a mark of respect to The Smiths, one of my favoruite (definitely not emo) bands, because Morrissey used to wear nerdglasses. This probably does make me a poser. But not an emo.
And my glasses are also prescription. I can't see without them. I just decided to get a nice and vaguely original pair if I had to have them at all.
girl: Hey, love the nerdglasses! You must be really emo, right?
me: Er, no. I need these to see.
by Drowner April 7, 2009
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Nerdpass

The new hottest online porn network and the new home of D. Sanchez. The next big name company in adult.
Q: Where can I find the best porn online?
A: Nerdpass
by mootfan August 17, 2009
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Nerdgasm

A rhetorical debate or discussion resulting in mind-blowing excitement and the sudden and increasing release of endorphins into the body (much like an orgasm) immediately following a series of intellectual word-f$&*ing. The example below actually happened - this mind-screw was completely and spontaneously improvised! ...not to mention that the fact it was an analogy about sex (one guy and three girls)... using ICE CREAM! lol. Such a nerdgasm!
Male: You’re on my mind.
Female: Why?
M: Neapolitan ice cream. I have a redhead, a brunette, and what color is your hair?
F: HA! Blonde! Nice! Well, this vanilla just might melt away behind the chocolate and strawberry before you can scoop me up. No offense!
M: You might be surprised at how fulfilled ice cream feels when the right spoon is used
F: Oic
M: ...because w/o that person to enjoy the ice cream with that perfect spoon, would that ice cream be able to fulfill its purpose of being savored... truly enjoyed by the senses?
F: But how do you know you have the right spoon for this vanilla? I mean, there are many different spoons and MANY kinds of ice cream! And different flavors should not have their individual eccentricities neglected when selecting the proper spoon.
M: LMAO agreed! The only way to tell is to try.
F: Hmmm- I wouldn't say the ONLY way to know is to try. One could get to know what needs the ice cream may have.
M: Ice cream should be tasted, not heard! How does one get to know what needs the ice cream has?
F: By checking out the cover, then the label; find out what kind of ice cream, if it was like others you'd had before, if it was NUTS, or fruity, or some sort of rocky road to it. Then you'd refine your spoon choice with experience.
**Pause**
F: Whew... I gotta admit, that was fun!
M: Are you smiling?
F: Completely! That was such a NERDGASM I had right there! What about you? Where's your head?
M: That NERDGASM was shared! :D
by NIC-Spot July 28, 2012
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Nerdgasm

Noun: Seeing, experiencing and or being part of an event so absolutley nerd like, so f^@&ing dorky you have an almost orgasmic like experience. Similar experiences can be classified as Dorkrections or a "Fully Stimulated Geeklitorous"
"Dude I just saw the trailer for spiderman 3 and almost had a nerdgasm" ; "I just played halo 3 beta and had huge nerdgasm. You should have seen the size of my dorkrection man, You could have put a like half a dozen donuts on it!"
by Comikazee May 4, 2007
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nerdgasm

The intense feeling of joy a nerd feels when he or she plays World of Warcraft (WoW) for the first time.
Holy shit! Ted just got a nerdgasm!
by Sir Butters Leopold Stotch August 23, 2010
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Nerdgasm

for ones brain to melt and reform in the shape of a boner
wow its an ATI Radeon HD 4890 X2 4GB GDDR5!! -nerdgasms-
by darfius September 25, 2009
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