Need a towel

So excited you get wet and need a towel to clean up

Patient: Doc how was my procedure?
Doc: it went so well good that I need a towel!

by TushT May 09, 2018

citation needed

One of the Wikipedia's most used phrases. Means that the wikipedian who wrote something before it, could be putting his/her own point of view or even lying.

Mourinho is going to be a manager for England national soccer team. (citation needed)

by abdullais4u December 11, 2007

Don't need that!

An exclamation used after pulling off a piece of dead skin from your foot and discarding it.

Person 1: Don't need that!
Person 2: That's disgusting

by MensWear September 03, 2019

we need

Used to denote that the speaker wants someone to do something, but has no plans whatsoever to do it themselves. Commonly followed by the speaker taking credit for whatever they had someone else do.

1.We need to take the trash out. 2.We need to do the dishes. 3.We need to mow the lawn.

by DARKJESTER January 05, 2005

Needs Snakes

If it doesn't have snakes, it needs them. Period.

Most effectively exclaimed during a movie at a packed theatre.

A direct reference to the greatest movie of all time, Snakes on a Plane with Samuel L. Jackson, the meanest and coolest motherfucker in the world.

While watching a movie like Titanic, Gigli, 8 mile, etc:

Viewer 1: This movie is fucking terrible...
Viewer 2: NEEDS SNAKES!!!

by Super Mario Brother September 01, 2006

needs a beating

v. Phrase; to express the desire to bludgeon a person or thing due to its annoying or undesirable nature

Bob-Dude, my brother shit in my oatmeal this morning.
Bill-WTF man? He needs a beating

or

Glenn Beck just needs a beating

by Jyizzle024 March 12, 2010

Leo/Need

Leo/Need,a Project Sekai girl band with 4 members.
Those girls are:
Hoshino Ichika,
Tenma Saki,
Mochizuki Honami&
Hinomori Shiho.
Their Debut song is NeedLe
Besides the 4 girls,there are 2 Virtual Singer (also from Project Sekai) with them:
Hatsune Miku&
Megurine Luka.

A:Hey whats Leo/Need?
B:Leo/Need is a 4 girl band!They have nice songs,you should listen to NeedLe first,it shows us their memories from the past.

by Wonderhoi is better than you March 20, 2023