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National Blowjob Day

National Blowjob Day(July 9th) - Your significant other has to give you a blowjob
John - Hey honey it’s National Blowjob Day

Sarah - Ok (proceeds to get on knees)

National Blowjob Day

On October 31st men will receive a blowjob before NNN start.
Him: Hey babe guess what day it is.
Her: what day is it?
Him: National Blowjob Day.
Her: come here then😏

National Bestfriend blowjob day

On may 7th a girl has to give a guy Bestfriend a blowjob to celebrate there friendship.
Its national Bestfriend blowjob day! Lets get started.

October 17 - National Sensual Blowjob Day 

Give your man some appreciation for National sensual blowjob day!
I showed my man some love by giving him head on October 17 - National Sensual Blowjob Day

National Steak and Blowjob Day 

The product of a flawed plan concocted by men to create a new (fictional) holiday that enables men to receive both a steak and a blowjob from their girlfriends/wives on a specific day annually, apparently in a rebellion against the 'chore' of Valentine's Day.

However, whilst attempting to demean and get one up on their female counterparts these men have forgotten that this ridiculous holiday entitles them to ONE steak and ONE blowjob a YEAR. Therefore providing women with a justified excuse to avoid the activity becoming a regular occurance.
Nope, I'm not doing it. National Steak and Blowjob Day isn't for another 8 months... you'll have to wait it out.

National Steak and Blowjob Day 

truly a guy's holiday, where a guy eats a steak and gets a bj. celebrated on Sep. 2 every year
I had my steak, honey...You know what that means?

No...what?

Well it IS the National Steak and Blowjob Day!!!