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Cheeky Nandos

When you are out with a group of mates (friends) on the razz getting wankered (in the city getting drunk) and are hank marving (Cockney rhyming slang for staving) and you Say to your mate, (friend) appropriately dressed in chinos and a ralf Lauren polo shirt with a short back and sides hair cut, 'let's go to spoons (whetherspoons -British pub chain, very cheap) and have curry club (a meal deal on a Friday or similar). Smithy (nickname for someone with the surname smith I.e john smith aka smithy) who is a proper ledge (lengend) is like oi lads I've got mulla (money) left on my Nandos gift card I got for Christmas. and the banter train is at full steam ahead (everyone is really excited and having a joke in a semi drunk state and talking about guys things - girls they shagged, people they got into fights with etc.) they have a cheeky Nandos (it's cheeky because they are getting a discount off their friends card or that it wasn't planned since Nandos is generally quite nice and moderate pricing, probably the most expensive cheap night out where you could eat nice food and not make a scene with a group of ten while next to you there were a couple on a date.)
Me and my mates were out on the razz getting smashed and Gaz, proper ledge is like guess what lads, I got my Nandos card! So we head over for a cheeky Nandos
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Cheeky Nandos

Cheeky Nandos is when one visits the chicken restaurant chain 'Nandos' with a group of friends (top lads) who are in a high spirited mood making jokes (banter). You are probably already out in town, maybe drinking (on the lash) and you may feel hungry (proper peckish mate, hank marvin) so someone suggests a meal at Nando's. Everyone likes Nando's so the person suggesting Nando's will be congratulated (you fucking ledge, top lad). Because in Nando's, there is a tendency to overorder on food or order food which is too spicy, finishing a meal can sometimes require perseverance and stamina. When one finishes a 'Cheeky Nando's' they may again be congratulated (smashed it lads, fucking bossed it). It is the spontaneity and high spiritedness that defines this as a 'Cheeky Nando's'. A Cheeky Nandos would generally not be pre-planned.
Gaz: "Lads I got some mulla on my gift card let's have a Cheeky Nandos"

Ryan: "Gaz u ledge"
by Kanthandlethebantz May 22, 2015
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Several minuscule non-biological "mites" that somewhat looks like acid when I saw the G.I. Joe Trailer. These bastards chew through anything in the variety of wood,steel,cloth,flesh,pop-tarts. I have yet to find out if it goes against water but nonetheless they are badass.
Bob:Hey man you got some kind of green shit on your arm.

Bobby:What where? Holy crap get it off me! At first it was itchy now it feels like a shitload of tattoo pen thingies.

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Bobby:Right! *Dips* You Goddamn asshole! They're traveling up to my throa-- *choking noise*

Bob:Well says here they are apparently called..SPOILERALERT!!! you ready? Nanomites..... oh and you're adopted.

Bobby:(distorted) Well that blows.
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THE most best ever chicken place in THE world. Way better than that popeyes bullshit America has..

Mmm... Nando's chicken...
English Guy: Damn, im hungry, i wanna Nandos
American Guy: Nando's? Whats that?
English Guy: WDF??? You dont know what a Nando's is?
American Guy: Well I've had Popeyes, thats the same right?
English Guy: UUurrgh, hell no, u cant even compare the 2, move from me before I start buss'in up ur yankee self. Chaaaa!
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Cheeky Nandos

When you expect to go to Nandos as usual, but find that the visit/experience is more impudent or irreverent in a certain manner, typically in an amusing way.

The experience may also involve a slight tingling in the spine or rear-left corner of the mouth. This is due to an excess of Peri-Peri chicken in the blood stream.

Users who may experience "Cheeky Nandos" tend to be citizens who frequently shop at clothing chain stores in the city centre (eg - Urban Outfitters, Topshop, River Island).

"Cheeky Nandos" attire tends to consist of Converse/Flip Flops, accompanied by Skin-Tight Pants, commonly shorts. Alongside this are skimpily composed Vests/T-Shirts. The user tends to drown their hair in an orgy of gel, and apply Botox to each cheek.
"When your Nandos is extra cheeky."

"When your Nandos is cheekier than normal."

Per. 1 - How cheeky was your Nandos?
Per. 2 - Not as cheeky as I wished, but I heard of a really cheeky Nandos where a teenage girl dropkicked a toddler.

Per. 1 - *A-ok signal*
Per. 2 - Looks like someone had a cheeky Nando's.
by CheekiPeriPeri December 21, 2014
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