nearlywed

Gender-inclusive alternative to bride and groom. "Nearly" + ( "Newlywed" - "Newly" ) = "Nearlywed"

My nearlywed party will wear blue and orange. The nearlywed? Yeah, they're getting ready in the other room. I'm hosting my nearlywed party at the casino!

by SenshiUsagi March 17, 2023

joe neasby

a fat kid who craves cookie dough and has a brother that cannot stand up

"Hey do you see joe neasby??"

by christopher neasby/danny p November 23, 2021

Chou Visal Nearyrat

The ability to something without rereading the terms and conditions, going against the laws of physics, gravity, science and newton.

The ability to freely express and perform a task without having to listen to anyone’s opinion, especially, the opinion coming from a heterosexual male.

With the only exception being, if your mommy says no then its a no.

“So what did you accomplish this year?”
“Oh I Chou Visal Nearyrat this year.”

by nanofish November 4, 2020

Jenny Craig to close its doors after nearly four decades

Jenny Craig, the weight loss and nutrition business, is closing its doors after four decades, according to internal communications obtained by NBC News.

The company reportedly announced to employees in an email late Tuesday that they are shutting down "due to its inability to secure additional financing."

Jenny Craig to close its doors after nearly four decades What?

by SPrice1980 May 5, 2023