breaking my balls

An expression used while trying to come to an agreement with someone who is asking too much.

Person 1: I'll give you my watch if you don't ever tell anyone about this.
Person 2: I want the pants too.
Person 1: Oh, you're really breaking my balls here.

by LimeintheCoconut January 07, 2008

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Razzin My Balls

1. When someone is sarcastically leading you to believe something that is false.

2. Giving someone a hard time. (Razzin your balls)

Steve: Man, I got so much action last night!
David: Whoa, really dude?
Steve: Nah, I'm just razzin your balls.
David: Ahh Steve, stop razzin my balls man.

by theindiearmy March 15, 2011

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Shit on my balls

1. When a girl is riding you and she shits (whether accidentally or intentionally) on your balls. This is considered to be the greatest fear of select men.

2. Can also be said when something unexpected or bad happens.

1. Guy 1: This girl was riding me like stallion and her ass aids landed right on my testicles.

Guy 2: Wow... Did you rub her face in it so she knew not to do it again?

2. Shit on my balls I just stubbed my toe.

by Berkut143346 May 17, 2010

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Ate My Balls

One of the first internet memes, the "Ate My Balls" websites consisted of low resolution pictures of various celebrities discussing their enthusiasm for ball-eating. It all began with "Mr. T Ate My Balls,' a site created by a University of Illinois student in 1996 that soon spawned several knock-off sites such as Homer Simpson Ate My Balls, Chewbacca Ate My Balls, Hello Kitty Ate My Balls, Bill Gates Bought My Balls.....

If you were a student in the l990s, you probably remember the "Ate My Balls" websites.

by Medicine Show September 11, 2011

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