Mustache Fairy

The Mustache Fairy leaves evidence of what the mustache bearer did the night before while drunk, within his or her mustache.

Mustached man: "I have no idea what I did last night, but apparently I drank a lot of beer."

Concerned friend: "I think you banged a chicken; the Mustache Fairy left a feather in your mustache."

Mustached man: "Yeah, and it stinks like beer and hot wings."

by iBetty February 4, 2012

mustard butterfly

The act of having diarrhea while wearing tighty whitey underwear. When underwear is removed a mustard butterfly is resembled.

oh snap i just crapped my pants, and checked my underwear, it looked like a mustard butterfly.

by jesterrox November 30, 2010

mista flopz

similar to a Mr. Flop

Guy 1: yo mista flopz, u gon be a docta?
Guy 2: yeye u know

by mike james bitch October 20, 2006

Mustard Plug

A small preliminary shit that, once expelled, gives way to a large volume of feces. It resembles and reminds one of the crust of dried mustard that forms on the cap of the bottle which must be voided before the main mass of the condiment can be squeezed out.

Jason: "How's your stomache ache, bro?"
Matt: "It's gone now. I had a thick mustard plug that was blocking a giant diarrhea bomb."
Jason: "Gross dude!"

by But Sects June 15, 2017

go mustang

1. To become an officer after serving as enlisted. Origin: military.

2. Go renegade and betray friends and allies

1. Corporal Hanson is sure to go mustang if he stays in. He's smart and has his shit wired high and tight.

2. In 1990 Iraq went mustang and screwed over all of her allies when they invaded Kuwait. Origin: uncommon slang.

by james savik September 18, 2015

Truffle Mustard

Slang for gonorrhea. Interchangeable with "the clap."

"that bitch gave me truffle mustard"

by jfef69 November 6, 2018

Mista Nibs

A name that is given by Jamaican Sociology teachers for students that show potential. It is also a rap name of someone named Libin.

Wow, he is a true Mista Nibs!

by Claudette Smith June 23, 2011