Used in the episode South Park "It's a Jersey thing" to make fun of the Jersey accent. The people from Jersey in the episode keep saying Muff Garbage, but everyone in South Park thinks they are saying Muff Cabbage.
by Mithotyn October 14, 2010
Theresa: YOU'RE A MUFF CABBAGE! PSYCHO BITCH
*10 mins later*
Theresa: Sorry I overreacted it's a Jersey Thing
*10 mins later*
Theresa: Sorry I overreacted it's a Jersey Thing
by Roc18 October 14, 2010
by answersinc. October 14, 2010
The citizens of New Jersey are notoriously known for their excessive muff cabbage, as they often engage in unprotected intercourse and do not postcoitally groom themselves.
by UtterlyInept May 06, 2012
The vagina of a Jersey or wannabe Jersey Guidette.
Symptoms: generally accompanied with balding, smell of fresh gucci leathers, and STD creams. Commonly confused with an oompa loompa vagina due to it's "nautral" orange glow. Commonly has cabbage appearance due to its many layers and folds.
Causes: Smush Smush guido/guidette occurances after sweaty fist-pumping encounters.
Cure: unknown
Symptoms: generally accompanied with balding, smell of fresh gucci leathers, and STD creams. Commonly confused with an oompa loompa vagina due to it's "nautral" orange glow. Commonly has cabbage appearance due to its many layers and folds.
Causes: Smush Smush guido/guidette occurances after sweaty fist-pumping encounters.
Cure: unknown
by Vagius October 14, 2010
A redundant slang term used by New Jerseyens that translates to "vagina vagina". It is believed the term Muff Cabbage originally translated to "Muff of New Jerseyens", perhaps because of the cabbage like appearence of the Jerseyen muffs- which is caused by the overly frequent use and abuse they are often subject to.
Jersey girl #1: You're muff cabbage.
Jersey girl #2: No you're muff cabbage- muff cabbage.
Bystander: You both are muff cabbage... its a Jersey thing.
Jersey girl #2: No you're muff cabbage- muff cabbage.
Bystander: You both are muff cabbage... its a Jersey thing.
by BiP0larBear October 14, 2010
Disgusting sour feminine odor, originating from New Jersey. Can possibly be cured by using Vagisil very diligently every day. EVERY DAY.
by Mrs. Crabtree October 16, 2010