mow the front lawn

to shave your pubic hair

Daughter: I need to mow the front lawn
Mom: Oh dont worry, i pay the mexicans 25 dollars to do it
Daughter: Hahahaha

Mom: *clueless*

by omgpubichair July 1, 2009

Mowing other people's lawns

A line from the movie Kingpin refering to sleeping with someone else's girlfriend or wife.

Angry man: You lookin at my woman?
Another man: Yeah man you dont go mowing other people's lawns!

by whoami0325 April 10, 2011

Mowing My Grandfather's Lawn

1) Trimming the gray hair out of your pubic hair.

2) Landscaping your pubic region, focusing on off colored hair.

"What are you doing tonight?"

"Probably gonna be Mowing My Grandfather's Lawn, it's getting pretty thick."

by FDPatton July 13, 2012

Mowed her lawn

When you chew off her pubes during sex

I discovered my fetish when I mowed her lawn

by Thisnibba January 15, 2020

Mow her lawn

To perform a service that generates noise, and by doing so keeps people awake.

Ugh, I couldn't sleep last night because my neighbor's boyfriend was over to "mow her lawn".

by AceingOnDaCake May 29, 2021

Mowing Lawns

A term used to describe when you stole money from your parents but laundering it by saying that you mowed lawns to earn the money. Mowing 60 lawns would be stealing 60 dollars.

Mom: How did you get 60 dollars to buy that game of yours?

Son: I'm mowing lawns to earn that money!

Son to friend: Yo, check this out, I mowed 60 lawns from my mom.

by LydiLauLillith April 22, 2024

mowed the lawn

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Mowed the lawn

by Woopinyoass November 1, 2020