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Mortgage eyes

A person of ill repute known for their sticky fingered thievery identifiable by their eyes being unable to both look at the same thing at the same time. Like mortgages, ones fixed, ones variable.
Mortgage eyes Deano stole that old ladies purse, when I questioned him about it he couldn’t look me in the eye
by Unclegripper December 27, 2022
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subprime mortgage

higher-risk credit mortgages which has interest rates that can adjust over time, which is bad and best to stay away from

During the housing boom of the mid-2000s, many lenders were giving subprime mortgages to borrowers with low credit scores, contributing to the subsequent financial crisis
Boss: You know, subprime mortgages were a big topic during the last financial crisis?
You: Ah, yes, *sips coffee* I love talking about business
by seee..pearl April 23, 2024
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mortgage bet

£5 max on any bet.

Created by Sir Math “the geniusFerguson
I’ve got 2 mortgage bets on this game. (£10)
by Cbaabc123321 April 25, 2024
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Aligned Mortgage

The best mortgage company for Veterans!
"We should call USAA! They work hard for our Veterans."

"Nah! We should go to Aligned Mortgage. They are the brain surgeons of the VA Benefit."
by Jason Riddle November 30, 2021
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Mortgage eyes

When an eye of a person remains fixed on you and the other eyes is looking at their own ear
One is fixed and the other is variable
"Watch out Mum, the woman in the little yellow car is about to run is off the road"

" Don't worry love, look she is gesturing to us that it's our fault, it's only Mortgage eyes from down the road!"
by Pcmreform January 17, 2026
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